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>futs

VIX is position closing only tomorrow. If you need any more warning shit is going to hit the fan at mach 5, you're a fucking idiot.

>>50552305
>Avoided the recession
When will people understand the kind of transparent the current administration is being. You say it's not a recession, even though it clearly is a recession, so that dipshit bagholders continue to hold bags because it's """technically""" not a recession until the NBER calls it a recession which they only do retroactively 6-8 months after it has begun. But the literal conditions for the beginning of a recession to be called, whether or not a regulating or analystic body has done so, is two negative consecutive quarters of GDP growth - which the white house has come out plain as day and said will be the case before the next print. They're telling you, plain as fucking day if you can listen, that line do and in fact will go down, while feeding the normgroids the party line of "it's not a recession because we say it isn't and dealwithit.jpeg". This is literally the fucking government coming out and telling the smart people to stop holding bags while giving the idiots a message to cling to and continue accumulating into the downturn because on a long enough timeline they will turn a profit if they have balls. For everyone else that has brains and balls, gtfo and rebuy at or near the bottom, which will be at minimum (and this is being incredibly optimistic) around the 2800 range. Personally I think it'll be closer to 2k flat but I am admittedly and unashamedly a delusional bobo.

tl;dr learn to read
>also holy FUCK hiroshimoot figure it the fuck out

>>50546123
Checked sequential trips of truth and impending doom for big number appreciators of the bovine variety.

>>50535830
>Will have to pivot
>I want them to pivot so they have to pivot
ftfy

>>50279711
Czech'ed

Dumb fucks get out while you still can, this is a mirage to keep chucklefucks like you invested and boomers from pulling their money out.... This’s a giant fake out until earnings start this week

>>49978565
You couldn't afford it sweaty, and that would be a fair valuation of the markets and you know it.

>>49763997
He got out right before the death crash, props

>>49684491
What are earnings dumbfuck?

can someone add blood to my bobo?

>>49460485
*mumus
friday is coming mumus.

>>30284043
>>30284188
See you all in a week

you thought you were safe above 50k? think again

>>30111618
Welcome to paypig world. Chad expat here, I pay zero taxes on crypto. Stay mad.

Unbreakable resistance at 50800, sorry to get your hopes up

Don’t give us away now bobro
We’re coming

No

No.

yes yes the 100k is right this way my good sir

>>29884732
keep on buying everything will be just fine

>>29811070

Yknow you're alright kid. Don't look at your portfolio tomorrow.

>>29642310