/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25910941
This is not the purpose of this thread. Let me explain this to the newfags.
The purpose of this thread is giving 5 LINKs to people who post pics of a sharpie entering their own ass. And make sure to timestamp it (you know, include in the picture a piece of paper with the current date plus "biz" written on it).
Also, OP ALWAYS follows through, so no need to worry. I recommend not wasting this once in a lifetime opportunity.

>>24685481
I wonder what asset that could be

>>24679043
Based

>>24669938
>not seeing link is going to $100 minimum this bullrun
ur ngmi, I'm not sellling till I AM A BILLIONAIRE

>>23769731
See >>23769300

>>23500966
Thank you fellow link marine!

>>22915169
Because money provides the security I crave from people who want to fuck me over.

>>22824858
>had 1100 xBTC
>now have nearly 1400 xBTC

Liquidating the remainder of my shitcoins and my UNI stack (FUCK THAT SHIT, IT LITERALLY DOES WHATEVER BTC DOES AND BTCFAGS ALWAYS DUMP WHENEVER IT PLEASES THEM, EVEN THE V3 ANNOUNCEMENT BARELY CAUSED IT TO GO UP 30 CENTS BEFORE DUMPING BACK DOWN 40 CENTS) seems to have been a decent choice.

WE BACK IN THE GREEN BROS
WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT.
PLZ NO RUGPULL I NEED THIS TO ACTUALLY WORK OUT FOR ONCE.

>>22670777
On a side note this is a think I've been having lately- if I had sold my UNI at peak on Friday before BTC tanking took everything down with it I'd have gotten myself a nice stack of ETH. I'm wondering if you're a small investor/shrimp with less than 2k invested if it makes sense to purely be a swingie zoomer ADD-type instead of autistically hodling in hopes things eventually moon. It seems like the people who can afford to do that are people who already have at least 100k in crypto to be their security blanket.

Gonna buy a PS5 instead.

>>22255663
Moon

My linky stays stinky 1k EOY

Fuck niggers
FUCK jannies

Mine wanted to wait until marriage so we got married because fuck not having sex. Surprisingly it was not as good as I expected and despite agreeing to it prior to exchanging vows it looks like anal and inducing lactation are not very likely to happen now after she changed her tune to 'never happening'. She sleeps in jeans and never wears the vintage nylon gowns and chiffon babydolls I got, she sleeps 12-18 hours a day(basically the entire time I'm awake), doesn't even try to cook, trashes my apartment, has no income, and can't eat gluten without shitting herself so we have to eat out everyday from a shitty small selection of restaurants. Fortunately this og stinky never got a marriage license or signed shit together. I got tricked but it is a dangerous game she plays. One day she goes to get her haircut and comes back to a mostly empty apartment with a letter that reads
>you have until the lease ends. I'd suggest you find a job or another sucker before then
>with love, anon
Already got a buddy in another city to crash with until I get settled into a luxury apartment downtown. I wait for steaking rewards to build up enough and buy a comfii little piece of land. Doesn't even need to be big, probably just going to get 10acres. I'm going to kill so many fucking turkeys, deer, ducks, hogs, and fish.

>>21934085