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Thanks mate.

We're recovering!

>>58236865
ALL IN

>$ANIME $69

Chainlink to the moon unironically. What other coin has coordinated fud like it? Hope you didn't fall for it anon.

>>58076498
jitters dump in the AM, pump after FOMC

>>58007111

>>57929776
HOLY SHIT!! THANKS ANON WAGMI

>>57906691
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1j5lzT2pVU

LINU, THE BLESSED

HOSANA

We just dropped 1k and got it all back immediately. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

WTWTWTWTWTF WAS THAT????

>alt is falling
>BTC pumps a bit
>the money is flowing to BTC now

THIS IS IT. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

It's a quick short by the whales to rekt all the retail longs. We will pump to 46K

WAGMI

ATTENTION ALL SOLFAGS
>40 minutes until the biggest launchpad on solana will be released
if you don't have a bag of PUMPR now then you'll miss huge gains
6 airdrops for holders lined up this week, access to exclusive presales
Partnered with Hello Moon / amazon dev working on launchpad
Pumpr.xyz goes live in 40 FUCKING MINUTES
I've been shilling this shit all week and it's already taking off x2/3 already, this is last call
buy a bag now or rope
https://birdeye.so/token/PumPRGmZ56t3Vngxo6fCP7ZJQ14oUg3biKxXrEyQBSf?chain=solana

>44K ACCEPTED

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE ARE BACK LADDYS

It's a Worker's Union with it's own cryptocurrency. idk shit about union laws but i had this idea called the "American Union" where it's a union not tied to any specific business but a blanket union across all of america for all jobs, any american can join, and it's request is simple: $20/hr minimum wage at all jobs or we strike. we target problem businesses first, like Walmart, and convince their workers to strike, then move onto the next business. it would have its own cryptocurrency that increases in value as more people join our union because thats how crypto works, the more people you can get involved in the organization behind the crypto the more of them buy the crypto, eventually you plateau due to lack of new people then you run into the problem of more people selling than there are new members buying, but all crypto is pyramid schemes anyway. in order to grow, the american union has a referral system to refer others and you will then get 90% of their union dues (lets say $10/month), but you get it in the form of our cryptocurrency, union dues are also paid in our cryptocurrency.

it is a (legal) pyramid scheme with a "price controlled" token where the price only goes up. the twist is the token ISN'T even a real cryptocurrency! it's just centralized numbers in a database that i fully control, using normal computer code. here's how i do it:
>i make a "paid community" on discord that requires you to pay $10/month and in return you get $10 worth of the token at the current controlled price, firstly it tries to give you the tokens from someone else that is trying to sell theirs, if not it will give them to you out of the treasury supply
>the controlled price starts at $1 and increases by $1 every single day forever. people can only buy and sell at the controlled price.
>there is a referral link that you get, only people with an active subscription have a usable referral link, whoever they refer will then pay the subscription fee to get their own referral link and the referrer keeps 90% of the commission
>the other 10% builds up the treasury by buying tokens from people currently selling and adds them to the treasury funds
>it's a completely closed system and i dont get shit, unless i invest like everyone else, which i will obviously, all money that goes in thus stays in until real people cash out, and because of the referral link a constant inflow of new people are coming in
>until eventually, AT LEAST 6 months down the line, it collapses because not enough people are being referred relative to how many people are already in, thus there will be more sellers than buyers and the whole thing collapses, but who cares because that's what we want to happen, people who got in early get the worm.