/biz/ - Business & Finance

Whats this thread about? I thought its those scammers shilling their shit while fudding $BITCOIN.

>>49526502
>Moderation fallacy

One is objectively worse than the other and claiming they're both bad doesn't make you look smart.

>>29616692
if you have been in crypto for more than a month you are rolling in profit, these past few weeks a literal fucking monkey could have made it by throwing darts at the coingecko. the point is I want to keep my profits and not become a poor fag again

>>28883199
What's the difference between what I said in my exaggeration and a technical paper?

Have you seen the work they've done?
Have you applied any of their test cases on your own?
Can you replicate their results?

>Writes text on 4chan
>THAT'S FAKE AND GAY

>writes text in Markdown
>THAT'S INDISPUTABLE FACT

>>27349702
Stop it, nao!

I am gonna find you and I am gonna get you, you motherfrickers you!!!!!!

b... b-bidgon... hod...

>>20213119
Hey OP, you are posting from an IP that was pretending not to be OP lmao
>>20212703
>it's not them
or do you like to sit on a train looping the city randomly switching cell towers while talking about yourself in third person?

It's not Corona you dumb niggers. Check the oil stocks.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2020/03/08/business/saudi-arabia-oil-prices.amp.html%3f0p19G=7900

Ni Hao, wealthy Chinaman!

>>14333668
>killing yourself over a girl

>It's a "we dropped .01% so it's about to crash" episode

>>12026150
You might want to google “do Japanese eat whales?”.

>>11862239

>>11823521
IT TONKS, LIKE YOUR HEAD

>>11233477
>trade the trade
>trade the trade
>trade the trade

>>11129933
>>11130005
>>11129958

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH literally falling for shills, this board is so dumb

>>10974396

>he thinks monopolies don't come from government intervention

26 year old boomer here

I've got some funds saved up from wagecucking, around 2k, and when my pel-grant goes through around the end of September plus by income i'll have another 2k most likely.

I've been strongly considering getting into investing for quite some time, and I know the basics of how most of this stuff works. I'm not really in a position to day trade everyday, so if you guys have any tips for me they would be greatly appreciated.

I'm not really that interested in crypto either, it seems like a fools errand.

>>10846463
>Cucking yourself for 50 cents per hour

>>10683839
Don't get me wrong, I came here to laugh at you. Don't forget: if you attempt suicide, stream it.

>>10668164
>whitepaper

>When a corecuck thinks Bitcoin can hit 20k again
>When a corecuck thinks segwit fixes fees
>when a corecuck thinks Lightning is ready for the average user

>mfw two of my coworkers keep saying "it's going to recover just buy back in now!"