/biz/ - Business & Finance

You have 10 minutes to invest in GRT or the low IQ frog gets it.

>>24155222
I am.

>>17573031
>link is supposedly going to the moon on a rocket
>but Sergay is crashing link down to earth while on a loanshark as all the linkies on the rocket remain blissfully unaware
Makes you think.

is now a good tome to margin trade? I know 2-3 days ago shorting would have resulted in massive gains... I sad

>>15718705
>>15717930
>>15718071
Ask a loanshark. You can trust us.

Are you willing to deal with loansharks if your next investment feels like a major gain?

>>13732918
>still high on hopium

>>13308071
OP before you an hero you need to try one thing - saying fuck it and doing exactly what you want. You have NOTHING TO LOSE so you need to radically change your situation.

There are options here:
1. Travel to SE Asia or South America with the cash and fuck sluts and have fun.

2. Take out as much debt as you can, buy monero and hope you make it. You may want to consider filing for bankruptcy at some point if you need to clear the debt and it becomes unmanageable.

Bottom line is don't an hero until you have radically tried to change things, including your job and location.

>>13221515
You'll never get it because you're a boob.

>>13171925
I'm not gonna let him fucking get me. If worst comes to worst, that nigger Shorty in the apartment across from me got ahold of 3000 dollaridoos from his granny. I figure I can convince him to "part ways" with his earnings from the kindness of his heart. Idiot is probably gonna waste it all on ETH and hookers anyway.

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