/biz/ - Business & Finance

>be boomoid
>minimum wage was like $100+ in todays money adjusted for real inflation
>most areas you grew up in were 99.99% white. No diversity quotas and merit actually matters
>no big wars to annihilate your numbers and cities
>constant financial bubbles that could make you rich (but you still missed them all or bought the top because you're retarded)
>go on constant holidays and restaurant trips
>afford house, wife and 3+ kids with ease
>constantly borrow money to buy shit, but you always end up richer because your the stock market has been in a nonstop bullrun since ww2
>buy 3 cars even though you only use one
>buy boat even though you only use it once every 5 years
>be fat retard with a huge beer belly, and yet you're still attractive to other boomer women, because you all live in an insulated boomer bubble
>randomly have the desire to build your own shed for your favourite car. Buy $10k worth of materials to build it. Lose interest before starting and let the materials rust away somewhere out the back of your property. The rusted materials sell for $20k a decade later
>get a big pension just for being an old piece of shit
>even though you never saved or tried to be smart with money, your shitbox house is now worth 1 million dollars, and you have several potential buyers that are offering 20% higher than the listing price
>a clueless dinosaur in 2023, you still manage to get hired nearly anywhere you want, because boomers are the jews of generations, and always choose to hire and promote each other before anyone else
>import a billion third worlders just because you want your real estate bags to pump even higher

the most powerful generation of all time

Quick! What do I buy if I need to make AT LEAST 16% guaranteed profit by the end of this month?

WHEN YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT FINDING A BOTTOM I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT B-

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>my gf
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