/biz/ - Business & Finance

>year 2019
>visit lamborghini dealer
>have my eyes on pic related (its the new late 2018 model)
>that's 0.04 Neo's
>get out my premium NEO-Card
>"charge me 0.05, im also taking the black rims that are hanging on the wall over there"
>"dealer: that's 0.043 then sir.."
>"i know, you can have the rest as tip"
>dealer seems extremely happy about my generosity
>takes me to my car
>gives me the keys
>say thanks and drive off
>it starts to rain
>see some stacys with chads with CFI t-shirts
>there is a puddle of water
>rev loud so they notice me
>drive over the puddle, get them soaked
>they are screaming asshole
>laugh at them
>drive home