/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why can't I predict what a stock will do by fitting a function to the moving average?

I'm new to crypto and I started just a month ago. What's the bear market going to be like? Is my portfolio actually going to go to 0 with no chance of any gains now because I bought the bubble? I feel so shitty bros I've spent like 8k already and it literally halved. Not to mention all the retarded network fees and other bullshit that made me lose money before the downtrend even began.

What's going to happen when the demand for silver exceeds the supply financial institutions keep in their vaults?

Is buying the dip a meme? Every time I bought the dip it just kept going down until my money was all gone. I have a sneaking suspicion people who tell me to buy the dip aren't trying to be helpful at all...

>bought XLM when it was high
>panic sold when it went up again to recover the exact amount of money I spent on it
>"this can't possibly go any higher"
>it went from +18% to +42%

fuck these shitcoins honestly wtf

Let's say I have $300 to blow. What shitcoin should I go all in on to take me to the moon?