/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Hi, wagie. For the past few months, you have been awfully smug about how you have been getting paid to sit at home and do nothing. I would like to take the time to remind you that this is very much a temporary situation. Do not forget, wagie, that all that awaits you at the end of this is a return to normal.

Not only that, but do you remember all the copes you have spewed forth for all these years about NEETs being useless to society? You do literally nothing all day and your trans or female boss does not notice. You are worthless, wagie. You get paid to sit at a desk all day and nobody even notices if you don't produce anything.

Enjoy your paid vacation, wagie. Enjoy getting a small, fleeting taste of what my life is like all day, every day, every month of every year.

Volume is flat, we're either going to explode upwards. Collapse downwards. Or crab horizontally. That will be $500 consolutation fee plus tip please, sir.

I bought UNI at $3.5, $5, $7, $8 all the way back down to now. I'm still buying.

I just had a big poop and that usually means a green day.

How do I get a job that pays $25-$30hr if I'm a neet? Outside of kneepads obviously.

>Unemployed
>Still live with parents

I have a job interview in an hour.

This is going in my gamble folder

anon how much are u worth.

I'm a top 10 LINK holder and a top 5 YFI holder.

Only have a few minutes, but I will give back to the shithole that started it all..

AMA

My bois.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/herpes-babies-jewish-circumcision-ritual-link-rabbis-infants-a7620446.html

I would like to remind you all that this is a safe for work board and that the only people who post pictures of girls showing off their body are non-Whites. If you would like to improve the quality of this board, report all posts with sexually arousing images of women.

This is a SAFE FOR WORK board, these images are NOT SAFE FOR WORK. With each thread you report, you make this board a little Whiter. Remember, it's the same people who can't follow the rules irl that don't follow the rules online; both real life and online are ruined by their behaviour.

Bump this thread to remind everyone else to do their part.

Cryptocurrency in its entirety, is a scam.
Not one coin has a single real world use case with any relevancy.
Every single coin is pretty much a pump and dump scheme with the majority of people losing money and very few getting rich.
Crypto as no intrinsic value at all
No the cool new coin on the block that rasheed made in his mudhut that is currently priced at $000.1 is not going to moon to $10 and make you rich, sorry.
Get out while you can

1 BTC = 1 BTC

>Fuck off back to /pol/
Meanwhile curries are destined to always be poor.

The kicker? Even when you people do get money, you piss it all away on cheap, tasteless shite.

i see everything is crashing so since i am a smart finance man i want to buy for the first time, i have one thousand dollars what willi buy?

I borrowed 100 of somethign at a higher price and want to close the short. To do that I need to buy 100 but I don't have enough balance to do that. My trade is in positive equity though so how do I close the trade?

aave new tokenomics coming

i think theyll make it like synthetix or some shit

which means its a fucking money printer lol

Best kind of business to start for a speedy exit or liquidity event?
I don't care about the business in the long term. All I want to do is bust my ass night and day for a few years then sell and don't want to spend 5-10 years growing it to be able to do that. Any ideas?