/biz/ - Business & Finance

Sirs buy Chainlink!
Do the needful to make it moon!
I am also an citizen of United State of American just like you sirs.

>Sergey is sitting in the board room of Exxon Mobil
>Ready to sign a contract which lets Exxon operate a node, and utilize LINK for smart contracts relating to the sale of oil
>Sergey twitches slightly to the side to pick up the pen
>He's ready to sign the document. This is it
>One of the two lower buttons on his shirt shoots out at Mach-4 speeds and hits the chairman of the board in the eye
>It shoots straight through his skull and ricochet through the room for what seems like an eternity
>After 40 seconds the button stops
>Sergey looks around, and his button killed nearly half the board of directors
>He quickly signs the documents and runs the fuck out of there
>Always prepared. Always sneakers

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN 2 MONTHS FROM NO- MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH
>rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
BELCHHHHHHHH

>>15925415

>Hey is this the manager at Uber eats?
>I ordered mcdonalds delivery 2 fuckin hours ago
>Give me my fuckin big macs now or I’ll have your job

May I have your attention please?
Will the price of chainlink please go up?
I repeat, will the price of chainlink please go up?
We're going to have a wojack here

Y'all act like you never seen a deluded linkie before
Sats all on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door
Started dumpin' on their ass worse than before they first got divorced
Laughing at your expenditure

It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just gain what I think he did, did he?"

And Sergey said
Nothing you idiots Sergey's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

People on /biz/ hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I'm sick of them
Look at them, walking around postin their wojack threads
Shilling for invester cred "yeah, but they're so deluded though"

Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used
But no worse than what's going on with other coin's that never cruised

Sometimes I want to get on /biz/ and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!

My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit
And if you're lucky you might just get in before it dips
And that's the message that we deliver to kids on /biz/
And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is

Of course they gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit 4chan,
They got past the normie phase didnt't they?
Deluded linkies took a gamble
The FOMO made them scramble now their folio is all red candles

But if we keep selling them bags with no handles
Then there's no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo
But if you feel like I feel follow my example.
Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking
So won't the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up

>>14428595
Bought at ICO price, then most of my stack at $.17 and the highest I bought was $.38
I also got a collection of nearly 500 LINK memes, some as old as the pre-ico pooling days

>>14324332
My god Sergey you've gotten fat.

>>14208051
ayo nigga i aint tryna to fud but I got beef n shiet wit Chainlink. bruh Chainlink been on dat Ropsten for months n erryone finna expectin deez potential partners 2 test on dat test net. Sergey and his niggas even told yall to keep an eye on dat Ropsten to see dem customerz usin the network. Nigga it finna been 31 welfare payments n the only transactions on Ropsten been deadass average peeps takin the hunnit Ropsten link from tha faucet shiet. They aint no requests fo data. shiet, as a matter of fact homie some nigga aksed Thomas why and then Thomas got scurred n made a fake ass run to show it works. Homeslice, I see Tommy's request nigga but it be da only muthafuckin one.

Why aint no niggas testing on Ropsten? Where all these niggas at dat post to be creaming they underwear at the potenshul of Chainlink huh? Deadass tha lack of sergey n his niggas talkin, no updates and no fukkin worldstar presence, increasing competition from mobius niggas all red flags up in this bitch.

So I—
*burp*—
So in partnership with this website's janitors, I made a Chainlink that guarantees that this thread will be bumped with the price of ethereum every single time that it reaches page 10, for as long as it can be bumped. The only rules for this thread are as follows:
1, No racism.
2, No bombs, or bomb threats.
3, Be nice to the jann—
*bbBBBBBBUUUUUUUURP*

...3, BE NICE TO THE 4CHAN JANITORS. This is a very delicate partnership—they do this job for free, and if you guys complicate matters too much for them, they're not going to want to keep this up.

>>13963742
Most corporations and startups release a product with anticipated demand...

*bzzzzt bzzzt*
"ello"
>Meesta suergei, ez the maynet ready?
"es mastur"
>Guud, gontinue width de plon, operasion parsur damp beguins in twendy fuah owahs

>>13824057

>>13753911
why did you sell

Where the fuck is WhaleKillet? Was that it? God I got so scared after last night’s thread but that dip was nothing.

>>13731766
bcos this whole coin is a fucking meme by every link post i see on biz i get cancer

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN DAVO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

If staking isn't possible with the first mainnet release, then LINK will dump back to $0.5. That's literally the main reason why LINK would start going insanely high. If they announce a date when the staking/penalized contracts will be ready, then it might not dump as much, unless it's more than 2 months.

*stomps towards you rapidly*
>AHHHHHH SERGEY FUCK OFF LINK IS A SHITCO-
*grabs you by the legs*
>NO LET GO OF ME NOOOOOOO
*shoves you in his mouth*
MMMMMmMMm you won't be able to sell LINK where you're going anon
>SERGEY PLEASE I WAS GOING TO BUY BACK IN DAVO- *MMMMMRPH MMMMMRPH*
>*rapidly starts to bang on sergey's stomach*
>LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
*BELCHHHHHHHH*

It's happening.
The revenge of NEETS against boomers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/bmm75m/my_friend_lost_400000_paying_over_17000_times_the/

Hold your nose but read this shit on Reddit.

>43 cents