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we are not going to make it are we fuuuuuuuuck

>>14134496
Just checked and I could only buy 4.7k now.

>>12421683
Not fast enough!

>>11986472

>Be me
>31
>Ask a qt 3.14 from the gym out for coffee
>"I'd love to go to dinner with you Anon!"
>y-you too
>Night of truth comes
>Take her to a really nice steakhouse
>She asks me what I do for a job
>Pipeliner
>"So...you like laying pipe?"
>Actually I inspect welds
>"k"
>Dinner ends
>"How about that coffee Anon? TEE HEE"
>We go back to her place
>Don't even make coffee, just start making out
>Oh shit here we go
>She takes off her dress
>God himself molded this woman
>Make out some more to some Kenny G
>Move to the bedroom
>Slowly take her panties off
>Black panties with some crust
>OH NO
>Room begins to smell like a warm turtle tank
>Trying not to puke
>She throws me down on the bed
>Rips my pants off
>Starts sucking my dick
>Sounds like a vacuum cleaning a bowl of custard
>trying to hold my breath
>She hops on
>Slips it in
>Slams down, taking all of the dick in one go
>WHOA NELLY
>Proceeds to look like a dog dragging its ass across the carpet for ten minutes
>Bust
>Room still smells like Shedd Aquarium
>Tell her I have to be on a flight to North Dakota in the morning
>Leave
>Mfw