/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25983026
>owns 50% of the total supply
OMG SOMEONE IS DUMPING WE DON'T KNOW WHY

>>25958458
>this fat fuck piece of shit still can't

>>25684121
EVERYTHING INTO THIS MAN STOMACH

>>25603348
>who the fuck

"I spent years to achieve the perfect betrayal"
F. Betrayoto

>>24155816
They turn a sharp corner and Sergey angrily slaps the back of the head of one of his employees. "God damn it Rory."

"What, what did I do" he stammers out.

"Nothing. Fuck you, that's what." Both Sergey and his Father burst into laughter as they turn another corner, "This is my office, just a black telephone and a oneahole to blow off steam and... of course" He opens up a closet and there in pristine condition are thirty different shirts, all of the same type.

"The classic Steve Jobs. Son, I am impressed. You've learned big business so well, I only wish your Grandfather was here to see you. He would be so proud how you've milked these internet losers for money."

"NEETs, Dad, they're called NEETs. And I couldn't have done it without your backing."

"Ah, I see your philosophy degree is hung up here."

"Yeah, they made fun of me for it, but I can't help but think it helps me out-think the Fudders. Every time they almost catch us and every time we cover it up."

"And your exit plan."

"Russia of course. They won't extradite."

"Well, you've raised so much damn money... is there a chance to actuallly of pulling it off?"

"Not a chance. There is zero need for a token, you know I thought about it for a while but most of these protocols could be funded just as progress goes along. I picked something intentionally easy to obsfucate but also very easy to develop, but just added a layer of decentralization to make it extra hard."

"Why? Why not just deliver oracles?"

"Because they're fucking useless Dad. Like tarot cards or any other indicator, you just need an API to connect. All we're doing is technically setting up a layer for people to create their own APIs to act as a node to deliver data."

"Ahh, yes data... yes certainly Data is a great scam, but it's old no?"

"Of course, "big data, data is the new oil, yada, yada", but just throw a token on there and the word decentralization and bam! You have big money."

>Sergey waddles onto the stage to introduce the next speaker
>"Uh yeah, so, fundamentally... We invited Spencer to talk about how blockchain technology and smart contracts can help level the playing field for the poorest communities in America in an era of unjust socio-economic inequality"
>50 Cent - "in the club" plays
>Sergey gets down on one knee
>Spencer Dindu swaggers onto the stage in a haze of weed smoke, pants sagging
>"YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH DAS RITE! WHATS GOOD SMART CON"
>The livechat is flooded with 'N' letters, Rory can't delete and block fast enough
>"AYO HOL UP WE DEM BLOCK CHAINS NOW"
>"SHIIIIIIEEEEEET WE GOT DEM CHAIN LINKS TOO, NAMSAYIN?"
>"BLACK LIVES MATTER WATERMELON ASS BITCH NIGGA"
>LINK dumps to zero on all pairs in an instant
>mass neet suicides EOY

> ChainlinkGod spams crumbs threads
> Chainlink tells other twitter frogs on discord/twitter
> "I'll finally become a real woman after all" they all write in unison
> Twitter frogs (previously known as Swing Linkies) and Discord Trannies dump while everyone else is salivating over future possibilities
> Twitter frogs make wojak threads
> "we're here with you goyim for this dump"
Pavlov's PnD ITT

>>23639221
this. you just win

>>23595330
> trusting chinks
> believing trust won't change
> doesn't know about the great reset
> thinks all yuan was created equal
> thinks proof of reserve wont trigger scs automatically if reserve fluctuates
> keeps ignoring other data like election results and weather
> still thinks Chainlink is just prices
> conflates btc with fiat fractional reserve central banking
kek

linkies pls help
what was that UN document that was published recently with 666 in it?

>>23550862
>JP Moorgan
made me laugh harder than it should have

>>22706313

>>22701221
HE HAS JUST STARTED WITH THE BETRAYAL

>>22261534
It's about being assraped by a fat russian oiled man

>>22247653

>>22246248
IMAGINE BETRAYING AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY ALL THE FUCKING TIMES

>>22207715

>>20135037
> In today's panels we'll discuss what might happen in the future then we will publish blogs about it that no one will read
> Oh and only a few hundred viewers actually care about our weird startups so it doesn't matter what we say or do
> Nat: "fuck niggers"
> Ron: "fuck jannies"
> Serg: "fuck chinks nogs spics and especially jannies"

>>20131502
nooooooooooooooooooooo

>>20129766

>>20128462