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I almost died last week. Woke up in a hospital bed with my family at my bedside. I still wish I couldve left this fucking horrible earth. I swallowed as many pills as possible. Unfortunately my brother found me in time and I was taken to the hospital to have my stomach pumped. Thought I could get away from this horrible wretched world but I'm still back and here.

Can anyone here recommend any more successful ways of committing suicide? I don't want to be here anymore. I'm a 27 year old who has never been in a relationship before. I've never had the chance to experience what making love feels like. I've worked at a warehouse since I was 21 and have never been able to climb the ladder. I hate how I'm still a Virgin after all these years. I hate how I only found out about bitcoin after it was at $10,000 and put in 100% of my entire life savings and have been absolutely ruined. I only have $5000 in crypto left over now and I have absolutely nothing to live for. No bull run is coming. I will never find love, I will never get a better job and the entire world is going down the tubes since 9/11. The jews won and I have nothing left going for me.

So if any of you kind anons out there can recommend any effective ways of suicide that will leave my face and body still in tact please let me know. I will literally listen to you guys and kms.

Yeah I've had enough biz. I'm tired of the pain and misery. Im now 80% down from my inital investment and this market is never going to turn around. I'm tired of the pain and suffering. I am going to end it. I've already taken the pills and I'm getting ready to slice open my wrists in the bathtub. Farewell guys it was good knowing you. This market is never turning around its over.

I just sold all of my bitcoin I bought last year at $16,000. There's no way this will ever recover. I'm done with this place. You guys are ask fucking liars. The economic crash is right around the corner. After listening to the Joe Rogan podcast with Peter schiff I'm going to take his advice and buy gold mining stocks with what I have left. It makes sense the world will turn to gold during the next economic crash and mining gold stocks will go up x20 like he said. No one is ever going to use fucking numbers on a digital screen let's be real. The ponzi scheme is up and I was the last greatest fool that you guys dumped on so grats whatever I'm done. Bitcoin will never go past 10k ever again everyone knows it's a scam and a joke. Buy gold so you can save yourself.

This is so fucking stupid. I'm never going to make it. You need at least $500,000,000 usd to make it and live a comfortable lifestyle with no stress and worries.

Alright biz let's get your deepest darkest secrets. I need to get this off my chest I've never told this to anyone.

I work as an appliance repairman. Every house that I work at I always try to steal a few pairs of panties from the customers bedroom. Usually my success rate is around 40% when I get a chance. I've never been caught and have collected over 60 pairs of dirty underwear over the years. I feel really guilty after doing it but every time I inhale I feel born again.

Also I bought chainlink last year above $1 and have been hoping every day that it recovers past its all time high.

What are your secrets anons? No one here will judge you.