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>The year is 2050
>Due to McDonald's having taken over as the nation's only supplier of food, everyone has diabetes
>Insulin is now the new coca cola
>Insulin companies charge 1000$ per insulin injection
>The people march on Washington to demand price controls
>The angel, the Hallowed Protector, the God-King gwRRT4mE descends from the heavens above the White House
>"Need insulin? Lose weight."
>The diabetic hordes are instantly obliterated, their blubbery bodies split down to the last atom
>Diabetes percentage drops to 0
>Capitalism cured diabetes