/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56943185
>teleportation technology developed
>portable machine
>takes a few minutes to power up and sync with the unified spacetime positioning system
>have the freedom to go anywhere on earth
>wake up a little early to have a business meeting in Tokyo
>brunch at your favorite little place in Venice
>back home to take the dog for a run, get some sun and a nice workout
>pickup your date who lives in Colorado to see a concert happening in LA
>back to your place on the east coast for the night
>not having to interact with any browns at any step of the way (besides fat concert venue wagies in LA kek)
>teleport tech costs $2000 per month after $100,000 initial equipment purchase
>poors post on a mongolian digital coin & crochet forum complaining about teleportation expenditures as they commute 70 minutes back home in a smelly nogchute
imagine hating on people having more geographical freedom simply because your bank account doesn't have enough fake money in it to trade for it

who else is thinking about betting against walmart?

>>50868117
>electric boats
>boats
>electric
>in a recession
fuck you can truly make it doing anything as long as you can get the public to buy your bags.

EZPZ, lemon squeezy.