/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56638433
>Na-Na-Nazarov
>Lover of the Russian DONs
>There was a cube that he really dumped
>Na-Na-Nazarov
>Russia's greatest love maltov
>It was a shame how he led linkies on

Bitcoin is about to go on a tear up to $35-$45k. Everyone is moving alts to BTC right now. We are pretty much guaranteed to dump to $2.20-$2.50 Link range.

Remember this post after we break below .0001 sat and well below.

Remember that we tried to warn you.

>>52693219
>imagine entrusting your stinkies to this fat fuck
ngmi

>>50005702
yes, i bet they service sergey for free

Actually I met Sergey a couple of times and it was always something special. But the most memorable one was when we met for the second time.
So I ended up actually getting hired at McDonald's. SF South Bay Area. And guess who I saw. Sergey fucking nazarov.
It turns out he's a regular at this establishment and apparently he is a very liked around here. So being the new guy I got ushered to the till to have to take his order. Like a proper kind of NEET I gracefully asked what he would like to order. With my previous experience of him embarrassing me just a few days before, this was no easy task.

"Hi there welcome to McDonald's what can I get for yo..." I attempted to ask cuz he cut me off " I hope you took that money and invested in chain link friend" and then I told him I already had 10K.
He stopped for a moment and stare straight into my eyes his cheeks turning red; I knew I had stumbled him at this point. But went from blushing to a fully red face and a smile that turned incredibly angry I knew I wasn't safe. Before I could react Sergey had already jumped over the counter and grabbed me by my visor. I couldn't believe it how could a man of 500 pounds move so swiftly. And while I was getting my head pummeled in and my arms chewed as if they were a McChicken I put the pieces together. Sergey is an Android made by the Swift Institution. He has been designed to consume all blockchains, humans and the world. It took multiple co-workers and bystanders waiting in line to pull him off of me. They threw multiple McChickens out of the doorway to bait him out of the restaurant. And I was quickly rushed to the hospital. Where I received a basket of flowers and I'm sorry card containing a gift card to Applebee's for $25. My boss has suggested moving me to another McDonald's location to prevent future disputes with their highest paying regular. thanks for being there for me.

Actually I met Sergey a couple of times and it was always something special. But the most memorable one was when we met for the second time.
So I ended up actually getting hired at McDonald's. SF South Bay Area. And guess who I saw. Sergey fucking nazarov.
It turns out he's a regular at this establishment and apparently he is a very liked around here. So being the new guy I got ushered to the till to have to take his order. Like a proper kind of NEET I gracefully asked what he would like to order. With my previous experience of him embarrassing me just a few days before, this was no easy task.

"Hi there welcome to McDonald's what can I get for yo..." I attempted to ask cuz he cut me off " I hope you took that money and invested in chain link friend" and then I told him I already had 10K.
He stopped for a moment and stare straight into my eyes his cheeks turning red; I knew I had stumbled him at this point. But went from blushing to a fully red face and a smile that turned incredibly angry I knew I wasn't safe. Before I could react Sergey had already jumped over the counter and grabbed me by my visor. I couldn't believe it how could a man of 500 pounds move so swiftly. And while I was getting my head pummeled in and my arms chewed as if they were a McChicken I put the pieces together. Sergey is an Android made by the Swift Institution. He has been designed to consume all blockchains, humans and the world. It took multiple co-workers and bystanders waiting in line to pull him off of me. They threw multiple McChickens out of the doorway to bait him out of the restaurant. And I was quickly rushed to the hospital. Where I received a basket of flowers and I'm sorry card containing a gift card to Applebee's for $25. My boss has suggested moving me to another McDonald's location to prevent future disputes with their highest paying regular. thanks for being there for me.

Real talk here guys , the only way we are going to break 11 dollars is with a sacrifice.
Some people think partnerships and gay blockchain conventions are what drive prices, but in reality it all boils down to time-stamped sharpies in the pooper here.
Every great pump can be traced back to a brave anon sliding a sharpie into his anus and taking a time/id stamped picture of the result. Whales think it is funny and they have an unwritten pact to pump prices on any and all stamped pooper sharpies.

Will you be the one to usher in the next bill run?

5 LINK to the next 10 persons who post a timestamped of sharpie in poophole

>>24557415
buy btc and hodl for 5 years

>>22774571
No, I bought at ICO

2017 pre-ICOfag here. Still holding my 50k stack. Used to have 65k but sold some around the first time it went above $4 just to be safe. Planning to hold until $100 at least.

>>19275021
No timeto sell bruddha

suffering right now /biz/. Im old school and got in Link early. I had 30,000 Link. I got rekt in all the market chaos. swing trading. dumb fuck moves. Right now I'm down to 7,000 Link. It kills me every day how much I lost. I feel like making wild moves to try to get back the position I lost. But it's all slipping away. Can you re assure me that will be enough to make it?

>>17370962
what the shit

What went wrong ? Why does Sergey is dumping on us ?

>>16480847
i hope they keep posting; these retards are going to look like all the salty nocoiners and panic sellers that mocked and declared bitcoin dead day-in-day-out in 2014 and 2015, and then all got their underwear pulled over their heads by lord satoshi in 2016 and 2017
linkies are unironically the most powerful race in the universe; the desperate envious faggots whose souls are eternally swirling the drain of loserdom that are trying to make linkies sell are wasting their lives—which, granted, are borderline worthless anyway

we were suppose to win

>>16328628
hey
want me to let you in on a secret?
literally the entire market has been dumping, and chainlink is ONCE AGAIN going to recover and pump the strongest on the next upward trend and then decrease the least on the next downward trend, AGAIN
you're a cyborg npc follower drone who is totally incapable of seeing obvious patterns
don't be angry when sergey accidentally sits his ass down on your glass of juice and breaks it—it's his property that you're trying to mess around in after all, even if he is living RENT FREE

>>16236612
I made this famous sergey pic

SAY MY NAME

/biz/,
I have $60,000 from the first half of a Trust that was turned over with my age. another $100,000 could be shifted by my Uncle or will turn over at 27 I believe. I'm thinking of doing a threeway split between BTC, ETH, and LINK. Will ETH/LINK staking require being a node operator to see returns? I'm willing to run one as long as it isn't time consuming. Should I drop LINK? Do other shitcoins like REP have a chance?

>link has to +666666% from initial price to reach $1000
Now you see why everyone calls you linkies delusional? Fucking retards. You will all get the rope

>>15953958
thanks for the comfy words anon

>>15946086
If this is how you define "making it", then you might be able to.