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K1ll him (in Minecraft) and wear his skin like a suit.

>>54151830
I had to take a handful of those fucking tests for a handful of jobs. I get an interview and 4 fucking people interview me over 2 hours.

"anon looking at your personality test results it says youre a Jabberwocky which means you are more of an individual worker who prefers not to participate in group work or teams as you prefer yourself to shine through rather than through the group. Thats fine, the world needs people like you! But most of us here are Kelpies which means we love wokring together as a team in the herd. Im concerned you wont be a good fit for us here. See theres no individuality here at all when it comes to work, we are a team! ALL of our work is done as a team, so I think you might be better suited elsewhere where you can really shine as an individual."

An over exaggerated response from one of the interviewers but thats basically what he said.

>>53408046
Same. One friend is a bartender.

The other basically has the schedule of a truck driver, always on the road staying in a hotel working 6 12 hour shifts in a row for 4 months at a time in a nuclear power plant away from family friends and wife. Makes pretty good money but he sure as hell works for it.

I'll gladly take half what he makes to continue staying at my comfy WFH gig.

>>51157918
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why