/biz/ - Business & Finance

"Kike Nigger Jews again!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom cannot see the value of smart contracts but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an azn woman.
"And, what's worst" Sergey continued jumping up and down and flailing his arms around widely, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM" Sergey fingered the air widely overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Outloud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas sighed in unison but Adelyn complied with a white people walking past you expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile.

based thanks anon. tripfags are a plague especially astro and now 42 and devil/nigger. I remember you from the OG thread you posted. fuck that tranny. props to you, seriously.

>>15889519
oh yes I am

Goddamn, since when did link memes become so serious?

How many Lunks do you have?

Yeah me too. I am about to recieve the difference in my student loan for this semester of my Masters program. Ill have about 7 grand to lose tell me the top five picks so I can go further into debt, please..

Sergey owns and rules everything, everyone btfo

>>13847198
it's getting hot again retard, invest in a speed stick stinky.

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS,JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>>13128837
well take your government issued wagie bux and put it all into LINK fren, do it while you can save up right now, otherwise regret the rest of your pathetic lugnut twisting life.

>>12962940
only in 2021 you will see the true potential and sergey's final form

>>12549277
I was at the fireside chat this week. At one point Tom called Sergey a sandwich fucker. He even accused Sergey of eating the sandwiches after busting loads into them. There was an intense bit of silence while Sergey glared. Beads of sweat formed on his forehead immediately, and his face was flush. He forced a chuckle into the microphone. Then he walked off stage and just out of the room where there was a magazine rack. He was still in full view of everyone through a window. He starts taking these magazines, two and three at a time, and just tearing them to shreds. Sometimes he would pick one up, and try to twist and tear the whole thing at once, but fail, so then he would start ripping out individual pages. He was facing away from everyone, so we couldn't see his facial expressions. This went on for two minutes at least. At this point I thought he was totally screwed, and that he had just ruined the reputation of chainlink in one fell swoop. However, he turned around and walked back into the room. He looked completely rejuvinated and full of vigor again. He proceeded to completely btfo Tom in every way, acting as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened. Afterwards, he even did a little q&a session after Tom left due to being frustrated from the btfo. Janitorial services were picking up the mess of shredded magazines at this point, and the only acknowledgement Sergey ever made to the mess was when one of the older janitors fell over while leaning to pick up the pieces. He sort of covered his hand with his mouth, clearly holding back laughter. It was bizarre, but with genius comes inevitable personality quirks.

So, will reddit really have a meltdown if link surpasses NANO?

i dont keep up with those faggots, but i heard they hate LINK and dont take us linkies seriously and they all smell their own NANO farts

>>11736255

all we need is an 8.5% pump ya ding dong. try eod tomorrow.

>>11735669
Shit man, Steem was passed and Nano is next... 2 pretty prominant cryptos desu, always getting attention. How long do you guys think majority stealth on chainlink will remain? How long until normie crypto youtubers will pick it up and review it (for a second time most of them)? We big boy league soon and we got the biggest boy.

He needs a sixpack of water bottles to stay hydrated for 30 minutes. That's my thicc boi

>>11072667
link $0 eoy

F A T
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*Blocks your path*

>>11061397
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!