/biz/ - Business & Finance

my parents are both chainsmokers, one is an alcoholic, the other is uninsured, both have no savings at all at retirement age. i'm close to making it from crypto but there's a 90% chance that i'll get sucked dry by medical bills when they inevitably get cancer and emphysema

i just lost $250,000 in 1 hour. How do I profit from this?

>Global market highs going back to decades
>Emerging markets hitting all time highs
Clown world.

>>26357882
>where can you buy french junk so close to spot?
Ebay.
I'm fucking seething i just forgot to bid on an ending auction for some 50 of these cuties and the auction ended 3 bux below spot lmao... kms already.

uniswap worked fine when i was buying, but now that i want to sell its taken 30 minutes for a confirmation. tried to sell at 1200 now its at 600.
feels bad man.

>>23344757
all assets will crab and slightly dump until the election then the mother of all dumps will kick off the never ending golden bear run

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>>19751769
It's already been made law in several blue shithole states like mine, Illinois.

>CPB dumping after good earnings
Fuck off that's ridiculous.

>>18957020
>3.84
>they're going to sell the news later

>down $400 since all this began

>>11891271
fuck it

>>10801705
literally me op, same age, same time i bought, haven't had a reason to leave my room in ~10 years. If you want to play Fortnite and chat instead of killing your self here is a throw away email, message me your discord

b8019189@nwytg.net

>>9483903
Maybe we were never meant to make it in this epic game called life
>tfw even /r9k/ doesn't sooth my depression anymore

>>8261116
I was working the fryer today, I miss counted how many McNuggets there were and was behind on fries or the next half-hour. Then my boss wants me to stay until 9 pm cuz the new girl called out sick. I said no way. Hope I don't get fired now.

is it to late for this run?

/biz/, some pajeet shilled me APPC.
I thought I bought the dip, but my 4.3 ether investment is down to 3.55.
Should I just accept the loss, or is this meme going up?

>>5329813
>>5330143
fuck, I bought this shit at 6 cents, now it's at 3, only choice is to hodl now.

I'm out boys. See you on the other side.

>>2596320
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>tfw only 160k dgb

You guys have no idea how absolutely next level salty I am for missing XCOM when I was a hair away from picking it instead. I did what could be the dumbest shit ever and listened to stocktwits. Stop loss just triggered a couple minutes ago and now I'm -3% for the day with no day trades left.

Send me suicidal pepes. This is a dark day for me.

>>1450821
Holy fuck rip.

>tfw you never listen