/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56711593
>What the fuck do people even play these days?
indie games and Sid Meier's Civilization III, the still-unmatched peak of turn-based strategy gaming

>>55847677
>NVDA 290 Jan-2024
um hello. based department? you'll want to take a look at this one.

>>55555279
>dabbing on wagies with IKEA-tier furniture
based CEO

>>55185309
>>55185366
Also - the most based option in my opinion if you can pull it off and it's legal:
> hire a locksmith for service today
> replace shitty IOT lock with mechanical one
> walk in to the leasing office with a bill and a copy key (the copy key is critical otherwise you are in deep doo doo legally)
> you now have solved the problem permanently and established your dominance over the office, potentially legally (once again, as long as they have a usable key to your apartment)

obviously this is a high risk option. BUT. it will certainly prevent you from getting locked out by flaky IOT garbage again.

>>54715317
>>54715365
>>54715587
Let's settle this once and for all.
C > I > S > B > R

>>50557914
No. It is morally good. Morally exemplary, even. Think about it. The fundamental nature of man is to brutally massacre each other at the slightest chance. All of our most brilliant inventions have been made in pursuit of warfare, of domination of our fellow man. The strong will survive. The weak will not. Those are the facts of this world.

In short. Long LMT. Long RTX. Long NOC. Invest in conflict, the past present, and future of mankind.

>>50455063
>Electrical Engineer

>>50246413
>I have a STEM degree
let me guess. mechanical engineer?

>>30326492
Unironic Jew haters are schizo tier, simple as. The global elite has no religion or common origin other than shitloads of money, any claim to the contrary is simply a strawman to allow the elites to brand their opposition as anti-semitic/problematic/whatever.

>>29394950
Yes hello, female broker, liquidate all of my assets and put everything into XOM.
Yes I said everything.

>>29228859
>gamblers
I prefer the term "informed speculator"

>>27789811
based

>>27425593
GME looks pretty expensive to me brah

>>27134005
Call your female archivist (female)

>>26919565
no

>>26889282
5 share masterrace reporting in

>TLRY

>call up female broker
>hello welcome to TD A-
>sell 100 AMZN weekly covered calls
>sir, you don't have any shares of AM-
>hang up

>>26530435
>at market price

>>26506914
You can try calling your female broker

>call female broker
>"Hi S---"
>"Yes, do you accept Amex"
>"W-wh---"
>hang up

>>26431234
>25x leverage
I need to call my female broker

>>26420839
>I want to believe. Got any proof?
Sure, anon. Post some method of contact (some throwaway email is fine), and I'll tell one of my female brokers to get in touch with some proof

>"Yes, Schwab? I'd like to use my entire portfolio value to place a market order for TQQQ."
>"but sir! are you aware these leveraged ETPs are not designed for long term holds? You should only purchase them if you are a sophisticated invest-"
>*hangs up*