/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21613216
>woop!!!woopwoop!! Woooooopppp!
>after 15 min wait
>tap tap
>oh hi sir officer sir, w-what’s happening
>license and registration.
>b-b-but w-what for?
>license and registration
>sheeeeettt....here
>wait one minute
>after 20 min wait
>I caught you going 85 in a 55.
>b-b-but I was only going 45
>tell it to the judge. Sign here
>b-b-but someone else just gave me a ticket a few minutes ago
>just sign here
>th-this is my third ticket tonight
>sir please sign here
>scratch scratch
>this is not an admission of guilt. You will appear before the court before this date. Here’s your copy
>shhhhhhhhhhtttttt
>please drive slower sir