/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49817970
No son. Uncle anon didn't used to be like this. He was a jolly fellow once. Spent a bit too much time online perhaps, with the wrong people, but he was an OK lad. He was early into the cryptocurrency revolution. You know back in the early days, before the great Biden depression of the 2020s. Back when people thought it was all a scam. He witnessed the 2022 downturn first hand. You will not believe this son, but back then, Ethereum briefly fell below the 4-digit mark! You could briefly buy one ETH for $900. And he was right there, witnessing it and yet he did nothing. That's right! Nothing! He bought absolutely nothing. Not even one ETH. I knew you won't believe me. But can you imagine? What happened afterwards completely broke him. As a man. As a human being. He missed his one chance in his lifetime to make it big.

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>>28901420
Reminder if you don't save your ETH you won't make it into the citadel.