/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56716819
holy shit you actually type like a tranny
why do you type like this?
oh my god where are you from lil fellar
are you a shareblue nigger, or a ganges flavored poo goblin?
not a single person is falling for your fluorescent as fuck attempt to short, and distort through discussion forums
enjoy the eventual affidavit request to subpoena your VPN package info when the site is bought by myself, or some other madlad

>>56709153
So we all know hedgies daughters (18+) are going to get railed, especially the MILFs. Any gay bros here going to volunteer and bang their (18+) sons? We need to promote a diversity, equity, and inclusion of hedgie family fucking

>>56656499
Thank you blessed Baker.


I don't think most people understand why Reddit was calling this an infinity squeeze, it wasn't a joke. If this shit was all computerized, the computers would just never sell, because shorting sets you up for infinite losses, but the amount of shares shorted as UNGODLY, this shit can hit INSANELY high numbers and even if you have people doubting or selling early, there gonna fuckin rope when they see it hit 10x what they jumped ship at. There's still just a STUPID number of shares out there that are locked, you got institutions, you got idealists like DFV, you got poors with only X shares holding for insane make it #'s, you got infinity pool fags, dead locked accounts, MIA accounts.

It's a big what-if scenario, but outside of complete bankruptcy and government entities stepping in, this shit could hit numbers that make every stock trade in existence look like a fucking joke.

My dream is to wake up and have my family calling me asking "what's going on with gamestop??". I wanna look at the news and see the stupid reporters announce that MEME stocks are causing the entire market to crash and are creating a black hole in the market. I want to hear/see videos of hedgies jumping off buildings turning the damn pavement of WALL ST a lovely shade of iron red. I want ANONS and redditfags shitposting happily, endless trails of OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUS and green meme arrows that cause /biz/ to crash and Superstonk to lag into hell. I wanna hear people post crying tears of joy never worrying about money ever again, paying off family debts and buying their parents cars and houses. I want to hear the news complain about people just suddenly up and quitting their jobs and giving their bosses the finger because they were GME holders.

It's just a dream, but for once id love to see some financial justice and something go right with the world.

My dad would always talk about dick and balls, and shit, and fucking. Beyond blue collar level, just kind of creepy and weird, always talking about gross shit, still does it to this day. When I was a kid (only child) I thought this was normal and alienated myself from my peers for a long time.

In public he puts on this really feminine submissive and polite personality, behind closed doors he puts all of us down at every opportunity. He has a gluttonous relationship with food and keeps eating child food (big bowl of frosted flakes and caffeinated soda less than 5 minutes before he lays down before bed) all despite being diabetic. He threatens my little brothers with violence constantly over nothing, really loudly, always yelling

If you do something you're embarrassed about he'll think it's funny to bring up in front of other people for years after and never say sorry, or if he does, he'll never mean it. If I tell him a story, he won't listen, if it's meant to be lighthearted, he'll take it super serious and use it as a way to make a judgement against me. Despite being really fat and socially oblivious, he will cling to random things to feel superior. My mother had friends over and he told a 15 minute long story about smelling shit, having no idea where the shit was, looking for shit, "and then it turns out i stepped in shit and the shit was all caked on my boot!"

It makes a mockery of all family time eternally when he uses every occasion to put others down and pretend he's smart, despite being diabetic and never cracking 6 fig income, will never retire, my mother will never retire. Really it's all forgivable but my relationship with the extended family is tainted by my youth of thinking being like this narcissist type nigga was normal and that's what hurts the most.

I could have had a normal dad who engages with the community, lives healthy and is happy. The kind of guy my dad calls gay while alone eating ice cream and watching fox news.

>>56637402
There is a team of about three people I charge of managing GameStop threads on biz. Their goal has always been to portray themselves as “regulars” using avatars and creating other recognizable trends and personalities. There is a multitude of reasons to do this, which include but are not limited to
>limiting conversations to specific Overton windows approved by their bosses. I was first ridiculed (and given a name) for suggesting that Ken Griffen wasn’t the only bad guy and naming Jeff Yass and Steve Cohen.
>portraying GameStop shareholder in specific lights. Neets. Poor. Nerdy. Virgins. And more nefariously, racists (temporary alliance to take down da Jews!!!), market manipulators, financial terrorists (I’m looking at you bbby psyop led by the same baker and team)
>control dangerous topics like DRS (50/50 chads, Fidelity chads)
>create the illusion of unsophisticated shilling like we are some shit coin to obfuscate the real operation (kek baggies dead dog)
>try to cause emotional harm to company insiders who may lurk here (if dead dad was targeted at Ryan himself, it gives you a pretty good idea of just how soulless the people we are dealing with are)
>to manage company Happenings in real time such as announcements and leakers. Different actions taken depending on the event.
>basically make the GameStop general about anything and everything but the company and it’s balance sheet. They will now most likely try to co opt the logo posts and make them a mockery until they are given their next distraction to shill

>>56629773
>>56629810
Gotta feel for a guy so assbroken he has to spend every waking moment seething about a stock he doesn't hold.
>inb4 no u
Keep trying
>inb4 just here to laugh
Keep trying
>inb4 trannime
I know, that's why I post them.
>inb4 lol u mad
Like I said, keep trying. You can do better - I know it.

>>56604697
>next year
Within 12 days the world will witness the power of Unwavering Conviction, forged with 18 months of research into GME using inductive reasoning, logical deductions, and some gut instinct.

This is a high risk, high reward, astronomical anomaly of a trade not for the faint hearted and weak.

Only the strong survived and will reap the rewards of taking a leap of faith in an activist investor who has the capital, experience and tenacity to take on Wall Street and win.

People can disagree but can't disprove a credit bid is happening or will happen, the intangible assets of NOLs, a short squeeze and a huge retail investor base crate a viable financial future for a distressed retailer mismanaged into bankruptcy protection by overpaid CEOs.

I'm proud to share this roller coaster with everyone

>>56593978
>>56594032
Kinda weird to just start spamming nonsense about a stock you don't hold.

>>56574727
>Retard hedgie doesn't understand how IDs work

Any burgers that feel missed out but want to participate in the blockchain revolution buy TIA for 3$ a piece

>>56515934
Wanna try that again, only not in gibberish?

>>56508899
>Imagine being this assblasted over people holding a stock

>>56505257
Assuming for a moment that you're genuine, albeit retarded human being:
Snap out it, you miserable faggot.
Of course your misery resonates with huge part of the board. Nobody is crazy enough to stay positive under these conditions. Nobody is obsessed enough to relentlessly fud a stock he's not invested in. Everybody you interact with - everyone making cuck threads or fud or shilling or dogshit posting or any apparent remoralization post or a breadcrumb or - every one of these posters holds shortbags and hates every minute of it but can't sell because of "what if?".
It's very simple. RC is trying to eat the lunch of the biggest sharks around. It's not working out great so far. But RC is still around despite everything they've thrown at it. Nobody here knows what will happen. Everybody here knows that if he fucks up and kenny ends up winning, he will never live it down. Most have more or less gotten to terms with the downgrade from "in the bag" to "there's a slim chance". It's a tough pill but that's life.
Not to mention the crypto market. Total and complete casino, worthless scams. Crab bucket. Do you feel the urge to roll the die? Against the house, here in the wild west?
So we hold and we seethe. I've aged 10 years in the last 3, grown cold and unkind to everybody. My wife misses the person I was. My son will never meet the version of me that I enjoyed being. I wage a dead end job that pays the bills and I drink more than I should. Will I sell on pump to 50? No, I'm holding my GME and BBBY to 0 or 1000 or until I die, and no argument based on emotion can convince me otherwise.

>>56460385
>>56461822
Keep on daily seething

Well lads, that's it. Had another screaming match with the missus today, she took her kids and went to her parents. Her shrill harpy of a mother is probably elated. Gonna see if I can keep the GME in the divorce and give her more than 50% of my assets so she'll have no legal grounds to any of my MOASS gains after this pops. I'll be banging tight 18 yo hedgie daughters while she'll be hitting the wall at mach speed while hopping from wage slave dick to wage slave dick. WAGMI.

>>56445153
The evidence does seem to support it is more likely to be one man with an issue and multiple devices, as he has been caught so many times. I'm not denying it could be multiple downies but the fact is when he got jannied before multiple ID's got yeeted at once

Final ch 11 date 11/20. Teddy making thanksgiving great again. DOJ up in shawtys ass. Economy on fire. No one can afford housing. War on the horizon. FTC dicking down Amazon. FTX debacle coming to light. Icahn planning something they’ll never forget. GME turnaround. The Plan Administrator. The corporate history of DOM and Overstock. Shelley Lombards lawyer. Shares missing. Project Butterfly in the Bahamas. The succession of Baby Brett. Hollywood falling apart.
>just nooticin

>>56407272
All I need is for Ryan Cohen to donate billions of dollars to us loyal GME apes for some reason, and I'm rich. It's such a simple investment feces, it's surprising that more people aren't smart enough to buy in. All I need is for the price of GME to go up for some reason, and I make money. That's the good thing about owning something that still exists, there's always the possibility that the price will go up. Sure do feel sorry for anyone who used to own BBBYQ, only to have their investment cease to exist when their shares were cancelled. Sure would suck to be those guys, they should have made a smarter play and invested in GME instead.

>>56403435
>>56403436
>>56403457
>Some useless stock
>This hyper-obsessed with its every movement
Pick one and only one.

>>56399672
There's literally 0 evidence that MOASS won't happen. There are hundreds of tomorrows that could be the start of MOASS, this means there is an almost infinite amount of possible dates. 7 4+1, post earnings, Today, all of these dates are at one point yesterday's tomorrow and more will come like water eroding a stone over time. And you still think MOASS is not gonna happen tomorrow? Kek!

>>56395024
>>56395037
>>56395042
>>56395074
>Pissing, farting and kvetching about what anonymous strangers do with their money
Yeah, I love seeing this. Keep it coming.

I love my GME shares and see the future value in NFTs and want a sweet sweet slice of those NFT dividends. I hope the price goes to $1 so I can slurp more!

Open question, frens: What will the next cope-fud be? So far I've got:
>It'll never happen
>Splivvy will never happen
>Splivvy hasn't happened fast enough
>Splivvy isn't enough

>>56377723
>>56377662
>>56377646
Trying too hard.