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i am going to take a break from the computer to take a shit. i will be back in about 10 minutes to continue working on the computer. thanks

dear diary, i just shit under the floorboards. i had to pry the wood up with a rusty screwdriver and clear away a space amongst the weeds and thickets. when the act was completed, i covered the brown waste with the soft clay and mud beneath my feet. i then hoisted my body back up onto the floor, and replaced the boards the best i could. i am beginning to worry that my efforts to mask the fecal waste with the damp earth were not enough, as a sour odor is beginning to accumulate in my bedroom. i fear the room is not big enough to contain the stench, and that it will make its way to the rooms of the other tenants, as well as the kitchen area. i am drafting a plan to abscond overnight into the woods, where i will not be persecuted for my lifestyle