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>Mints fresh new chainlanks in the woods

Once a trusted member of the team, the former employee had been with the project from the very beginning. But now, they stood before a crowd of reporters, ready to expose the shocking truth about the so-called "chainlink project."

According to the former employee, the entire project had been a carefully orchestrated scam, with no real smart contracts or oracles involved. Instead, the team had been using the fat body of a man named Sergay to mint the white cubes that had become the project's signature product.

It all started when Sergay, a man known for his prodigious girth, was recruited to the team. Using advanced technology, the team was able to engineer his body to process large amounts of food and convert it into the white cubes. And whenever a holder of chainlinks stacked their tokens, the team would feed Sergay special Big Macs, causing his body to produce the desired cubes in front of the press.

But now, the former employee was revealing the truth, hoping to expose the fraudulent nature of the project and bring the team to justice. The reporters listened in stunned silence, unsure of how to react to this unbelievable revelation.

As the news spread, the chainlink project was met with widespread condemnation and skepticism. Many holders of the tokens were outraged, feeling cheated and betrayed by the team's deception. The once-celebrated project was now facing an uncertain future, with its reputation in tatters.

Only time will tell what becomes of the chainlink project and those involved in its creation. But for now, the shocking truth about the fraudulent nature of the project has been exposed, leaving the team to face the consequences of their actions.