/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56463932
That's a good one. The clown market hasn't even begun

>>56381198
Oftentimes truth or factually correct information is considered quite antisemitic, and is deemed mal information

>>56339208
Your just saying that so nobody else bakes, in the hopes that this really will be the very last /smg

Honk if you wanna see 100M mc

>>53552344
The shills are always wrong. Either they are really young and naive, like we all once were, and if they have any intelligence will eventually come to the same conclusions, or they are paid and in on on it. I refuse to believe some people really are that stupid, but maybe some are. The MSM brainwashing psyops are only going to continue until all forms of freedom of thought or critical thinking is completely outlawed

Does anyone here trade futures exclusively or mostly, or even at all?

>>53421367
No, but you can get a 6 or 7 bagger by buying 0DTE calls on the first red candle Friday morning and just wait it irrationally retard melt up all day. Well at least it's happened the last 6 Fridays in a row I think

>>53222470
The ICP crackhead is here. Fuck off with your shitty coin simulation. Nobody cares.

>>53091311
What kind of clownishness awaits us for 2023?

>>52934916
Then you will lose money

I feel like shorting oil today. What's some of the best ways to do it?

HOOD just announced a 1% match on an IRA account. Aren't most of their customers under 25 and could care less about an IRA?

>>52689333
Third time is supposed to be a charm

>>52678567
I think you got that backwards

>>52664967
It's real

>>52655952
Yea you just coom into a plastic bowl thing they give you and then they look at it under a microscope. They had me do that after my visectomy to make sure I had no swimmers in there

You would think both the left and right could come together against the evil greedy pharmaceutical industrial complex, but the left loves big mega billion corporations like Pfizer now.

>>52552435
Overseer, how clownish will 2023 be?

>>52536127
Maybe BLUE to hold or HOOD or RBLX to swing

>>52518782
And all these indoctrinated lemmings in training will still think that they are having original thoughts and opinions not planted into their minds by globohomo and think they are fighting the establishment when it's the mega billionaire class finding and pushing this division and degeneracy

>>52503994
My only goal everyday is not to get heemed

I'm gonna put money that's supposed to go towards 'paying off my child support' into my trading account. I know, I know, I'm retarded. I just had to tell somebody. And to make it even better, it's not even my money, I'm getting that money as a gift from a family member. Yep, wish me luck lads

What should I put into my long CLOWN fund? The more clownish the market, the higher it should go.

>>52358901
I bet we just crab today. A ridiculous move like yesterday probably has a lot of people spooked and on the sidelines at this ultra shitcoin tier volatility, but who knows. Maybe I should sacrifice a goat to the clown gods to increase my favor bar for trading