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I think I may be fucking retarded or autistic because I always buy the dumbest fucking options on KO but they always hit anyways and I end up making a shit ton of money. I've made so much money on KO options the plebs around here don't even call me chup boy anymore.

I've been here too long. Baggie is the only thing I know that's real anymore.

Of course somebody makes a KHC thread and I'm late. FUCK KRAFT.

also as some of you may know I bought a retarded call option on OIL which is getting canned on the 30th. Can somebody explain to me why it's mooning premarket? I obviously don't know anything about my "investments" but I may actually win on this one.

I lost a lot of money on Kraft Heinz options and I feel extra retarded about it because I got called chup boy for a long time.

>>17255649
RH is showing a PE of 17 tho...the contrarian in me is itching to buy desu...but the Christian is telling me to avoid since
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kraft-heinz-takes-666-million-134934914.html

>>16968615
Kraft is a buy?

You know you wanna buy it.

KHC

>>16737317
Honestly I went in a bit hard on this one. I just couldn't help myself. It was just sitting there all cute and shit and I couldn't resist the call of the CHUP.

>>16734267
KHC baby.

>>16728108
Goddamn right. Cute as fuck in this /smg/

Buy Kraft Heinz

>>16710021
>implying I haven't been doing that since before I was even in the market

Is CHUP anon in here? I could use a good song about those nice gains today