/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>6735324
Dear valued customer. Our system noticed you are trying to withdraw a large sum of fiat and have triggered an automatic identity check. Bitfinex is a very serious and respectable company so in order to unfreeze your account you must send us a high resolution picture of you holding your passport on your right hand, your driver's license on your left hand, today's newspaper in your mouth and a mirror behind you so that you can stick a Bitfinex™® flag up your butthole that should be clearly visible in the picture too. Our team in our hi-tec Hong Kong office that totally exists will process your request and unfreeze your account within 8 weeks. In the meantime, you can convert your portfolio to Tether™® our flagship cryptocurrency that is 100% backed by US dollars and can also be redeemed at any time in one of our 3 completely legit Taiwanese bank accounts.

>Dear valued customer. Our system noticed you are trying to withdraw a large sum of fiat and have triggered an automatic identity check. Bitfinex is a very serious and respectable company so in order to unfreeze your account you must send us a high resolution picture of you holding your passport on your right hand, your driver's license on your left hand, today's newspaper in your mouth and a mirror behind you so that you can stick a Bitfinex™® flag up your butthole that should be clearly visible in the picture too. Our team in our hi-tec Hong Kong office that totally exists will process your request and unfreeze your account within 8 weeks. In the meantime, you can convert your portfolio to Tether™® our flagship cryptocurrency that is 100% backed by US dollars and can also be redeemed at any time in one of our 3 completely legit Taiwanese bank accounts.

>>6660222
The whole board has turned into Wassa wassa wassa WASSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BITFINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hey hey heeeeey. Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey. Wassa wassa wassa wassa BITFINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

Did you make an account before 2018?

what are you trading, bitfinex boys

fuck /biz/ I need help. Has this ever happened to you as well that you lost access to your account?
> phone broke
> get new phone
> Google 2fa doesn't work anymore
> no reply from bitfinex for days

I feel like shit desu

Rev up those printers boyos!

Could somebody please give me an invitation code to sign up on bitfinex?

BitFinex now requiring invite to register... As of today there's now a mystery invite code required to register for BitFinex. More info: cointelegraph.com/news/bitfinex-blocks-new-users-mystery-invitation-code-now-required-to-register

To all new users who would like to join BitFinex, and those who have invites to share, you may use the BitfinexInvites subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/BitfinexInvites/

It's accepting registration again with invitation codes.
would you mind giving one away?
best wishes.

WITHDRAW ALL YOUR COINS FROM BITFINEX

WE MUST FORCE BITFINEX TO RUN AN AUDIT

THIS IS MTGOX 2.0 ENJOY YOUR LOSSES :)

My verified account has been locked. I can't make any new deposits

Can I make a throwaway account with a VPN? Or do I need passport verification and all that shit before I can deposit?

Have fun :D

new mt gox?

WE NEED MORE TETHERS, PLS PRINT MORE SIRS

PLS TAKE BITCOIN TO 10 000

IM BALLS DEEP

LAST THING I REMEMBER I WAS RUNNING FOR THE DOOR
I HAD TO FIND THE PASSAGE BACK TO THE PLACE I WAS BEFORE
"RELAX" SAID THE NIGHT MAN
"WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO RECIEVE"
"YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE"

Reeve Collins (https://twitter.com/ReeveC)) claims he's the CEO of Tether. He's not. J.R Van Der Velde is CEO of Bitfinex and Tether. See this chain of tweets: https://twitter.com/ToneVays/status/931971972879323136 And this one https://twitter.com/ArmandBouillet/status/931938870718951424 This is from Well Fargo's lawsuit. Something shady is going on.

https://medium.com/@bitfinexed/the-bitfinex-dilemma-blow-up-now-or-try-a-hail-mary-to-retain-in-business-10b9d989359f

How bad will it be when this blows up? Crypto markets pulling back 80%?

So Bitfinex is going to stop serving U.S. Customers on November 9th I believe.

With that being said, will they ban U.S. IP addresses?

This is a pain in the ass given that its right before the fork...

Dear customers,
In March 2017 we had several issues with banks in Taiwan. They simply refused to work with us. Why? As of today, we still have no idea. Maybe it's because of that little hack or some wash trading or spoofs. We still don't know. We know for a fact that it's not an issue at all for our customers. We then decided to create our own banking system for you to continue using the best. Since then, and mostly thanks to our hard work, Bitcoin is what it is today. The best cryptocurrency.
On November 9th, we will not allow US citizens to use our services. However, they can still click the box "I'm not an US citizen" if they are ready.
Sincerely,

Your favorite CEO.

ps : We will sell a few Bitcoins before November 9th, don't worry about this.

Bitfinex has the habit to liquidate shorts when they > longs by printing new batches of Tethers out of thin air. Don't margin short Bitcoin until Bitfinex stops any fraudulent activity or YOU WILL LOSE MONEY.

You should be worried, sodomites. Bitfinex is preparing to exist scam. I advise you to move your assets to another platform that doesn't use Tethers. Godspeed.
https://twitter.com/Bitfinexed/status/926847613114175488