/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey /biz/, how do I make money as a student?

I study CS & math, and I speak 3 languages fluently. I'm well read, tall, good looking, and well dressed. I want to make a few hundred bucks quickly, and the investment shouldn't be more than €200.

What I don't want to do:
I obviously don't wanna waste my mental energy on programming. I also suistained a back injury deadlifting, so I can't carry heavy stuff. Jobs under €20/hour are not worth my time. Crime and Sex are probably the quickest ways to make money, but I'm not gonna compromise my morals.

What I can do:
I'm good at tutoring, I can pretty much teach any high-school subject or programming, and even some uni-level subjects. I'm good at translating, although I don't have any official education. I'm good at games, I pick them up and master them quickly. I considered picking up poker, but that would take too long to get into.

I already sold all my old stuff I don't need, but I'm out of stuff to sell. I thought of buying and reselling stuff online, but the profit margin seems too low.

>>602417
>the sole purpose of having somebody cleaning and cooking while you devote your entire time to becoming successful?

Cleaning and cooking is so easy and consumes almost no time if you do it right. If you eat healthy foods, raw vegetables and fruits, cheese, and meat/fish filets that you can easily prepare you almost waste no time on food. Cleaning is also trivial with a good vacuum cleaner and an orderly home (i.e. put everything you don't use in boxes so it doesn't collect dust.

The only reason you want a mail order bride is because you can't get laid. If you can't even handle the simple problem of finding a suitable wife out of millions available, how the fuck do you imagine becoming successful? I've certainly never heard of a successful person who has a mail order bride. Mail order brides are for losers, or losers who inherited money.

I'm from /sci/ and actually the first time on /biz/, just searching 4chan for a chess thread, but I don't think your thread is /biz/ related. You're just venting your butthurt.