/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50025295
>and force them to buy back the tokens
Is that actually a possibility though?
I assume if they get squeezed, they just go bankrupt and say "sorry" to everyone they can't reimburse.

Maybe if there was any regulation of these scams we'd actually have some teeth to make them pay their debts.
But their only motivation is to keep their CeFi thing going ... if they fail they're just going to rug without repaying their users for the tokens they stole.

>>49880969

>>49871543
WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
isn't just a meme
let's act in the interest of the collective good to kill the bears

a rising tide raises all ships

>>29837818

>>27777096
Chainlink 1000 dollars EOY

>>27487478

They arrive in the offices, Sergey flings his coat and throws it in the corner. "Pick it up wagie!"

"Yes Master" a kowtow employee humblly slinks off to pick it up.

"You should've seen the guy who tweeted that dumbass MOAB token tweet, I nearly beat his ass." Just then, Sergey's phone rings, "yes, yes... yes... no..."

"What was that about?"

"The guys from gravel coin called me asking for free link, I told them to buy it off binance."

"Binance"

"It's a chink exchange that I network with. They help handle the money laundering. We sell tokens over the counter from wallets we recycled from the ICO."

"This is much- much too complicated for me son."

"It's simple. Before we ICO'ed I made some threads and recruited some guys. I then fudded other tokens and paid Indians to promote it over the internet. We had the ICO then recycled funds back into it to make it pump. Theoretically we sold 35% but it was probably closer to half, maybe even a quarter, I don't remember the numbers."

"Ah, the classic distraction. Like a magician you lure your targets away from the trick."

"Exactly. By making it seem highly in-demand and creating false group-think, we made it seem many more people buying than they actually were. Then we needed money, we contacted the exchange, shuffled the tokens through there and got the funds. In exchange they got discounted prices and we made money."

"I see... and Google?"

"Same process. Bribe the devs with tokens, assure them a pump will happen then we contacted Coinbase and told them if we got a major company to mention us they would list us. Hey! Hey, give me the big mac, now god damn it!"

An employee scurries to hand Sergey a big mac, unwrapped and ready.

>>26038152
800 dollars

>>25705664

>>25701457

>>25700257
Listen here you stupid nigger. LINK will never reach $100. You will never make it. LINK will only provide boomer stock tier gains. fuck off. So goddamn tired of you LINK shills every fucking where.

>>25272368
the days are numbered fren, read the writing on the wall. it's not looking good. sergey is going to jail and the company will be sued.

ngl the btc chart looks like tron but this usd chart looks like it's about to spike to 50

>>24939139
>3
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Link is the biggest scam of them all

>>24563870
kek, that message was one of the first ones we programed in the most basic npcs, you npc.

oh and biz webm/gif thread, I guess

>>23785874
selling link and posting truth about it

One of best for sure.

>>23373688
Time to switch gears.