/biz/ - Business & Finance

im going to red pill you guys to change your life. I told my friends and they are all calling me faggots but I will get the LAST laugh. I bet they are seething and secretly admiring me. its a lie to not want a big BBC dik

I will share with my true frens who will not laugh.

>be me
>tired of small cock
>want to impress Stacy
>started jelqing routine which is basically exercise of the penis
>penis is ilke a muscle, stimulus will grow it
>been jelq for 30 minutes in the shower for a year
>warm up cock by microwaving sack of rice in microwave and put in sock then cock
>reverse cock push ups by tieing 0.5 dumbbell (now 2.5) to semi erect mushroom tip then LIFT
>decided to invests in the top of the line most expensive penis pump aka bathmate
>addd this to regimen and focus on this act for 1 hr every day
>pic related, pic of doctors face when he examines my cock after physical

what is your excuse biz? dont you watch to stretch out Jessica khater and Stacie's?
what is you shit coin going to do for you at the end of the day?

finance is temporary

ive been taking pictures and journaling my cock. you should see my engorgedd mushroom tip right after my exercises.

just like a pump when you lift. I even take supplements and protein powder for better results