/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58275687
Holy shit, the pic you used is made by me. The memories

I have finally accepted that I will be fine living alone. I don't need a girl to be happy and that is okay.

I have keys on my computer on a notepad file where I keep $2000 worth of ETH

This is how I know if I am comprised or not, if that money gets taken, I know im compromised.

Anyone else do this?

If Bitcoin goes to $150,000 I will a % of my stack and then I will start doing absolutely NOTHING at work, seeing how long I can go getting paid doing NOTHING.

Bitcoin tops early and lower than everyone expected

Altcoins dont even hit their 2021 ATH's

I won't sell any of my coins before 2024 winter.
Ez as that

For some reason I have this feeling a few million dollars is going to be mine soon

>>57552845
bang on

>>57530862
I hold two tranches of NatGas which are both in the green, ergo I am white and smart

Now 10x it
Put it in the SP500 and wait to die
You made it

Wow you guise I too want to Be All I Can Be™, I think I'll join the Army and defend our greatest allies in their time if need. I'll get paid hundreds upon hundreds of dollars, and that's what /biz/ is all about. I'll go contact my local recruiter ASAP, you should do the same haha.

Maybe making it was the alcoholism we developed along the way

>>56035071
Hundreds must die.

>Oil is poised to rally beyond $90 per barrel by the end of the year amid record demand and tightening supply, according to UBS strategists.
How do I long CPI with leverage?

I just signed up for Acorns, feeling pretty good about it

>>55230377
my penis
inside
her penis

Toady I was out on a pizza delivery when I stopped by to get some groceries while I was still on the clock. Tee Hee. I was worried for a bit because a silver car stopped while backing out at the grocery like the person inside was watching me but I think it was my imagination.

>>53658947
yes

Cashbros, I rule everything around me

Once I have 2 million dollars in todays purchasing power, my life will start for real.
5 figures right now btw

Less than 4 hours until the Cardano Vasil hard fork combinator event friends.

>>51448784
I'm poor af now because of crypto but I'll join you someday anon, keep doing god's work

My girlfriend has tattoos on her back and 5 ex boyfriends, and guy friends but I refuse to break up with her because she swallows my cum and treats me nicely.

I fucked a hot woman and cummed down her throat 3 times in a single night. Now she can either stay with me forever or she can move on and kiss her future faggot husband on the lips. I don't care.

Maybe one of you will be eating my sloppy seconds if you're lucky. I treat these bitches like toys while you're all over them simping going "Ooooh she is so pretty! I will never have this! Built for BBC! Yadda yadda yadda"

Hahahaha. Please. Stop being so pathetic. As men we need to do better. You are bringing the total market cap of men down. Just stop it. Treat these hoes like what they are. Objects for your enjoyment. That's all there is to it you dumb faggots.