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>steals over $15B
>doesn’t even bother to flee to a non-extradition country
>keeps casually tweeting and playing LoL after the FTX blowup
>goes on an interview on fucking Bloomberg and tells everyone he did nothing wrong and everyone in the crowd literally applauds him
>gets arrested
>casually chills for a week in Bahamas prison without getting killed after stealing 15 fucking Billion dollars
>requests to get extradited to the US
>asks for bail
>casually pays $250m bail
>now gets to to chill in some penthouse in 157 West 57th Street playing LoL all day and tweeting
>all roasties on CT got wet after seeing him post-jail

How does he keep doing? What’s the next step of his master plan??

New standards have dropped for 2023.

If you want any hint of pussy you don’t only need to be 6ft tall, earn 6 figures, and have 6 inches minimum BUT you also need to commit fraud and steal over $10b and go to jail just to have some 4/10 basic SF tech chink be attracted to you