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>>19516451

We survived the 1:00 after lunch pump. I feel like I may be able to keep my beard/hair after all.

>>19462876
Thou, Bobo, art my goddess. To thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
Stand in the plague of custom and permit
The curiosity of green candles to deprive me
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For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines
Lag of a Bull? Why “retard”? Wherefore “tard”?
When my SPY puts are as well compact,
My mind as generous, and my valuations as true
As honest market’s issue? Why brand they us
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With “retard,” with “retardedness,” “retardation,” “retard,” “retard”—
Who in the lusty stealth of Bear’s den take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth within a dull, stale, tirèd bullpen
Go to th' creating a whole tribe of baggies
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Got ’tween a pump and a bubble? Well then,
Legitimate bullchads, I must have your gainz.
Our market’s love is to the retarded bears
As to the Bullchads.—Fine word, “Chad”!—
Well, my Chad, if this letter speed
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And my invention thrive, Bobo the retard
Shall top th' thee. I grow, I prosper.
Now, gods, stand up for retards!