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>>25029909
If I make it, I'm inviting all of you to a lavish and sumptuous brap buffet. An event the likes of which have not been seen since Versailles and Louis XVI. The fine women, gifted gluteally all, will be fed dishes of steamed cruciferous vegetables, plates of aged cheese, washed down with bean purees. Imagine walking the halls while joyfully confabulating with your newfound elite peers, laughter and oscillating cheeks reverberating around you. Inhale deeply of the earthy aroma exhausting from the brapbox of a nubile, 19 year old communications minor with growing student debt. You won't need to imagine the smell anymore, frens, you can experience it