/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58499304
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of the Tubby Keith Poster? No I thought not, its not one the side questers like to tell...

Keith poster was a shit poster of GME, so egomaniacal and autistic he could use collage of posts to influence the delusions of disenchanted posters to create side pumps… He had no such a knowledge of the what was actually happening that he could even keep take out bank loans to fund his addiction to chasing the next GME. Chasing the next GME is a pathway to many losses some consider to be retardedl. He became so retarded… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his ego, which eventually, of course, he did. Fortunately, he lost everything in BBBY, then his stock $roped him in bankruptcy. Ironic. He could shitpost others into holding GME, but not himself.

>>52639391
Can you tell me the tale of Coca-Cola in the 1930s?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth XIV The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story Credit Suisse would tell you. It’s a market legend. Darth XIV was a Dark Lord of the Market, so powerful and so levered he could use the VIX futures to influence the market to create gains…He had such a knowledge of the dark side of the market that he could even keep the volatility he cared about from rising. The Dark Side of the market is a pathway to risk/return skews some consider to be unnatural. He became so levered…the only thing he was afraid of was an acceleration event, which eventually, of course, happened. Unfortunately, he taught the market everything he knew about volatility, then the market killed him in his sleep after hours. Ironic. He could save others from rising volatility, but not himself.

Is the ride over?