/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>28336486
Now they've really done it. Insider here. Here's what's going on behind the scenes:
The fees generated from the infinity pool are being transferred to a secret wallet and used to fund Dr. Funks peyote farm located in southern California. Meanwhile Megan is still being held hostage in Souvlaki's sex castle despite his demand of having Abu fired from the team being met (the reason being their romantic affair which Souvlaki's was jealous of). Abu's nigerian terror cell upon hearing of his removal from the team decide to block Dr. Funks peyote trafficking throughout the entire african continent. This has put immense pressure on the team. Wednesday's meeting was focused on whether Scott should hire South African mercenaries to fight back the nigerian terrorists, but for now it's been decided that the issue will continue to be mediated peacefully by the Yakuza. That's the reason the statera japanese chat on the tg was created and also why the team keeps pushing the marketing focused on the "asian" market. Once the issue is resolved Dr. Funk will be granted permission by the Yakuza to start moving peyote in asia while giving them a cut of 10%.
I've been holding sta for a long time but this crisis is getting out of hand. I advise new investors to be extremely cautious!

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>>26109715
thx for explaining so far tho.

>>26035856