/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58035594
Truth
>>58035596
No
>>58035600
There will always those who will get out and miss the parabolic stages of growth. Hopefully you got out recently and still made some good money. Good luck former FETbro.

>>57730177
End of Week - 2x
End of March - 5x
End of Year - 100x-500x
Within 2 years -1000-5000x

>>57662877
>kek baggies
OK...

>>57036355
frogposting and chainlink are what this board is about. dont like it? go talk on yahoo finance with the general public like a dog

>>56482178
>Well sir it’s quite an honor. One question for my distinguished host. I’ve spotted a member of our janitorial staff working very hard to clean a small spill I made. Would it be acceptable if I gave them a small monetary reward for their hard work?
Thank you for acknowledging the dedication and diligence of our janitorial staff. It's heartening to see such gestures of appreciation from our esteemed guests. However, it's our policy to discourage tipping during such events, as our staff are adequately compensated for their services. Your kind words and intent are, in themselves, a wonderful reward. Should you wish to express your gratitude, a simple word of thanks would be most appropriate and valued.

>>56411155
>>56410038

Good morning buddy! How are you doing right now? Do you have any financial advice for me? I am not sure if I should long or short these crypto coins. Any suggestions right now at 7:18 AM Eastern Time?

>>55142028
Not until you say what you've got in your portfolio.

And it had better include puts on NACP or BUD.

>>55079361
tran jans

>>54845268
not selling

>>54701237
sneed

>>54647446
Think how easy it must be to compromise ten individuals, and that's all you need for one plebbit sub and it's done. Plebbit itself might even be leaning on them. It's why that site is so gay. Say what you will about the janny but 4chan is one of the final bastions of free and uncensored speech on the internet.

If slavery was legal again, would you do it financially speaking?

>>54144783
Yes, but at least I am a person and not a nigger

I'm going to do it. I'm going to absorb SVB.

First order of business: liquidating any customer accounts setup with preferred pronouns of "she" or "they".

>>53794464
>>spices $30
--- CAN BE USED FOR MANY USES. A FRACTION OF EQUAL AMOUNT AT RESTRAUNT
>>cutting board >$15
--- CAN BE USED FOR MANY YEARS
>>food $40
--- A FRACTION OF EQUAL AMOUNT AT RESTRAUNT
>>Drinks (doesn't come free with the meal) $50
--- A FRACTION OF EQUAL AMOUNT AT RESTRAUNT
>>Side $30
--- A FRACTION OF EQUAL AMOUNT AT RESTRAUNT
>>Panini press $40
--- CAN BE USED FOR MANY YEARS
>>Your own napkins 0.30
--- IT IS 30 CENTS
>>wear and tear + bills for cooking $50
--- YOU ARE A BRAINLET
>>your own time spent in a kitchen doing woman's work. 6 hours a week
--- TAKES LESS TIME THAN GETTING IN CAR AND TRAVELING TO RESTRAUNT AND SITTING AROUND WAITING FOR A WAGIE TO BRING YOU FOOD THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN HANDLED WITH SAFE FOOD PRACTICES IN PLACE

You have proven to /biz today that you are a completely smooth brained moron. Good job, you earned it!

You have to go back OP

nigger

We have prepared refreshments for honored guests. Remember, they are for only for honored guests. Do not share with the Janny, he is here working on an agreed upon sum.

Literally my only goal with crypto is making enough money so I can gain all the political power needed to introduce extremely racist and violent laws allowing anyone to publicly kill niggers, like a sport.

>>51580617
fuck you janny. you would talk up letting male butthole get board attention.

KILL ALL NIGGERS IN THE NAME OF ADOLF HITLER!
HEIL OUR GOD EMPEROR TRUMP!

>>51350792
>I'm a loser retard that just lost a ton of money due to being a faggot, follow my expert advice!
No, see you at $1 faggot, get the rope ready.

*Ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
and most importantly
FUCK JANNIES
I'm here for my ban you hot pocket eating faggots. Clean it up.
And remember you do it for free.

SOXS chads we can't stop cummin