/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53265852
I'm up 70k today and it's not enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7P51rkxbyg

Do you really need gifts?
Maybe you're just missing the bluepills of childhood?

>700 link

Don't be like me. I fell for the leveraged mREIT jew
>MORL
>MRRL
You can look what happened to those; they were auto-liquidated in March by the eternal Swiss because NAV dropped $0.04 below $5 (triggered their auto-redeem clause).

Before that, yield was 20%-30%. For me it was like $8k per year. It was my "retire-by-age-30" plan A kek. Just turned 30, so time for plan B

Right now there is still REML, and unleveraged REM and MORT for 12% yields

>>21914542
>>21914454
Announcements tomorrow might play out like this:

1. Inflation is accelerating too fast, we will lay off the QE for a bit
>Dollar reverses, equities top, potential dip in PMs

2. We want inflation to be MORE than 2% annualized, let it run.
>Dollar weakens further, potential break up of PMs

3. This isn't gonna work, we will all be going back to Gold Standard
>????

Apparently they make a press release right at 8:00 AM flyover state time, so 9:00 AM Jew York time... BEFORE MARKET so tomorrow will be big league

>>21542306
It looks like there was no demand
>Yields rising again
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/instit/instit.htm?

YCC incoming?

>>19614934
Starts today ends tomorrow, and I think they release the minutes tomorrow too. The way I see it there are 2 possibilities:

>FOMC decides its time to raise the fed fund rate.
>Equity valuations get kicked in the nuts, big dip day.

OR

>FOMC desides to keep the fed fund rate target at 0% because economy is still struggling
>OH NO THE RECOVERY ISN'T AS QUICK AS WE THOUGHT SELL SELL SELL, big long red day.

That was my thought process yesterday because technicals show we are due for a pull back anyway. Today we got the technical dip, so not sure how it would play out tomorrow.
Thoughts?

>>18196699
Also, just read more about the SBA Paycheck Protection Program and it looks like MORE free biz gibs!
>8 weeks of payroll, mortgage interest, rent, and utility costs can be forgiven
whats left over (not forgiven) you have 10 years to pay off, no fee, and max 4% interest rate.

https://www.schatz.senate.gov/coronavirus/small-businesses/sba-paycheck-protection-loan-program

>Fire the guy after 8 weeks
>Pay off the loan in full
>Free 8 weeks of labor

Any of you 20% dividend meme ETN junkies get liquidated by UBS today?

>In the event the indicative value of any series of the ETNs is equal to $5.00 or less on any Trading Day, the ETNs of that series will be automatically accelerated and mandatorily redeemed by UBS.

HOML redeemed
MLPQ redeemed
SMHD redeemed
MLPZ redeemed

MRRL went down to $5.04 before some heavy buyer saved it.

MOAR!L & CEFL still in the clear... but for how long?

>>13304198

>>12287506
Lift moar!

>>12117772
More.

>>2590132
thanks anon, anything I can do to get more?