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>> No.50195200 [View]
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Wheres my FUCKING DIVVY

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>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
which is it, retards?

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>>49949733
Been waiting for my platinum order for a week now, and I've missed a delivery attempt by UPS today cause I was napping.

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I CAN'T SLURP UP CHEAP SILVER IF I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH TO DO SO
SOMEBODY HIRE ME ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Guess I'll just continue to wage for the next 30 years

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Please split so I can either make it or sell for my home gym

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ELON, CATHIE, GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY OR MY WIFE IS GOING TO LEAVE ME

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>be german hans
>be lucky on some shitcointrades
>guberment be like gibs monies hans so rich nau
>guberment steals 40% of gains
>also guberment where poorest nigs? how to import and feed nigs? and how do airports work?
>be german hans and ask for support regarding mtgox
>guberment be like oh no hans internet dangerous we no do anything also how do u even internet
>be german hans want to mine but engerycosts way too high
>guberment be like we save da planet
>also guberment hans buy stinky fuel car so much subsidies so much wow
i hate my fucking goverment.

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>>29096585
Images that make want to kys myself

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>>28837197
Fuck, why did you make me sad?

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WHY DID I ONLY BUY 700

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Be real with me anons, if i become rich will i find love with a beatifull japanese women? Not a golddigger, like actual love.

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Back in early/mid 2018 I was part of the top 100 holders on LINK.

I sold it all for $40,000, minus taxes.

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ill make this fucking thread every week as a reminder to newfags to NEVER sell

Always fucking hold no matter fucking what. God fucking dammit im so tired of eating cheap porc and potatoes and pasta and carrots.

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>>27586024

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All of my stocks besides one are in the green today and yet I'm still in the red. What in my portfolio is keeping me in the red?
>jeopardy.mp3
If you guessed CLF call options, you're the winner.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU CLF TRANNY NIGGER!

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>>27112350
Is 5k enough for a Varrock gf?

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>>27044930
WHAT THE FUCK TAKES SO LONG TO REVIEW MY DOCS

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>>26980091
>dropped $40 in at .04
>decided not to sell when my money doubled
>sold now so I don't lose anything

I guess I learned something

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>>26777315
My boomer parents promised to pay for my college education only to back out after I graduated and left me with 60k of debt.

I'm 29 and finally about to pay it off. My entire fucking 20s were spent being a debt slave living paycheck to paycheck. Now I'm starting to notice the early signs of balding. Who wants to date a 30 year old bald broke loser with $0 in the bank account?

I missed out on buying bitcoin before the spike in 2017. All I wanted to do was buy one..just one bitcoin before the spike but I had monthly student loan debt coming out my ass.

2020 was a golden age to invest. Tesla at $300 a share. Amazon mooning. Oil tankers. I missed all of it because I had student loan debt ripping right through my bloody asshole.

I could've bought one bitcoin at 5k last March and rode it to the moon but I didn't have one single cent of savings to my name. Nothing but student loan debt streaming from my ass cheeks.

Now this. Fucking Gamestop. I heard of that shit last Friday. If I spent the last decade making mad gains instead of being a student loan debt slave I could've put thousands of dollars into GME. I would be a fucking MILLIONAIRE right now. I'm never going to make it. Fuck my life. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK.

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>>26756430
>tfw I have 20k in student loan debt and don't have disposable income to spend on stocks
>tfw I missed a once in a lifetime opportunity to turn thousands into millions
>tfw I'm never going to make it

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> buy 1000 shares of AMC @$4.50 on Monday
> sell weekly covered calls @ $5.50 strike
> this shit happens after hours today
Am I more fucked if I buy them back or if I let them get exercised? Figures that I make an uncharacteristically risky play and I still get BTFO for being a pussy.

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CLF nosedive through $16.40 resistance. What the actual fuck is going on

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CLF

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