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>>27421732

THERE ONCE WAS A STOCK THAT PUT TO SEA
THE NAME OF THE STOCK WAS GME
THE PRICE BLEW UP AND THE PRICE DIPPED DOWN
HOLD MY BULLYBOYS, HOLD!

SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

SHE HAD NOT BEEN TWO WEEKS FROM SHORE
WHEN RYAN COHEN JOINED THE BOARD
THE CAPTAIN CALLED ALL HANDS AND SWORE
HE'D TAKE HIS SHARES AND HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

BEFORE THE NEWS HAD HIT THE MARKET
WALLSTREETBETS CAME UP AND BOUGHT IT
WITH DIAMOND HANDS THEY KNEW THEY'D PROFIT
IF THEY COULD ONLY HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

NO DEALS WERE CUT, NO SHORTS WERE SQUEEZED
THE CAPTAIN'S MIND WAS NOT ON GREED
BUT HE BELONGED TO THE AUTIST'S CREED
HE TOOK THE RISK TO HOLD!


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

FOR FORTY DAYS OR EVEN MORE
THE STOCK WENT UP, THEN DOWN ONCE MORE
ALL GAINS WERE LOST, IT WAS LOOKING POOR
BUT STILL THOSE TRADERS DID HOLD


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO

AS FAR I'VE HEARD THE FIGHT'S STILL ON
THE SHORTS NOT SQUEEZED, AND THE GAINS NOT WON
THE TENDIEMAN MAKES HIS REG'LAR CALL
TO ENCOURAGE THE CAPTAIN, CREW, AND ALL


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GO


SOON MAY THE TENDIEMAN COME
TO SEND OUR ROCKET INTO THE SUN
ONE DAY, WHEN THE TRADING IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR GAINS AND GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>27052826
no the squeeze will be when the hedgies need to cover 1/29 expiry and they find there's no fucking shares for sale
>>27053071
fuck melvin, double fuck the jews, fuck niggers, and most importantly fuck jannies. I want them to lose and lose big but I just think people are too dumb/greedy and will end up getting bored before or too soon during the actual squeeze

>>26998517
after I get of the phone with goldstein I'll put you through to the based department sir

don't sell tomorrow
let them squirm till monday and drive the price to 5 figures with your hodl
buy the paperhands dip tomorrow morning
we're all gonna make it bros

we can if we push a certain someone else down to the level of rats

>>26761429
KWAB

>>26737983
HOLD ME HEARTYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejpDqQUcV0