/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58352471
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha everyone point and laugh at this fucking retard

>>58192149
>Labor prices up
Lagging, just now catching up to monetary expansion
>inflation is not cooling
WOW holy shit you motherfuckers are so dumb about this
>insane national debt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Huh I guess that $5tn opex actually wasn't as catastrophically bearish as all the faggots in here yesterday were saying. What a shocker.

Literally every time Kashkari opens his mouth the market goes down. Remarkable, wonder if he sold some puts.

Wow lol the Trading Fraternity barometer is going great this morning - they're all loading up on puts. Bunch of fucking retards lmfao

>Short selling is the same thing as regular selling
Holy shit you guys actually believe this?? I mean that's like basic, fundamental stuff you're getting wrong but you're out here basing your trades and worldview around it. Really?????
Really??????????

>>56403086
Wow dude you really tried to go for it. Christ. Imagine unironically being this fucking pessimistic, sad really.

Bros a pretty girl I randomly clicked with DM'd me and asked if I wanted to go on a date, but I already have a gf of 4 years. I turned her down politely but now I have the urge to see her again. Do I risk it or am I being dumb?


Also

FUCK BEARS lmao nice crash you fucking faggots

>>56286077
>The person regurgitating spooky doomer headlines about inflation is accusing other people of being manipulated by state propaganda

>>55913559
Oh christ

Oh wow color me shocked, as soon as SOXX and all its underlying hit technically oversold they just flatline and stay there. What a fucking coincidence.

>>55071885
Wow hairless gym rats are the ones buying SQQQ, color me shocked

>5-handle interest rates are high!
Lol

>market goes up
>dumbass speculators rush to make leveraged plays
>MACD and RSI get too spicy
>some non-voting faggot from the Fed gets on some random news outlet and FUDs everything to shit

lol how the fuck does this shit happen EVERY time? How can the market be forward looking and essentially only moved by people with insider info, but some idiot stringing together some speculative bullshit on TV causes market-wide flash crashes?

I will never understand the people who see the government literally conjuring trillions out of thin air and pumping it right into the economy but refuse to see it as a variation of QE. The world does not work the way you think it does, ding dongs.

>>51706226
>>51706241
Nah fuck off, goddamn you bears are fucking idiotic. The US conjuring up an extra ten or so billion dollars every few weeks to send to Ukraine, a country our current president is confirmed to have done shady business with, doesn't strike you as extraordinarily convenient? A country the US has used for decades as its scapegoat for Cold War 2.0? Lmfao jesus fucking christ the state of you retards!

So why the fuck did futures take a FAT shit?? Did something stupid happen or is this just another "lol whoopsie we dunno, it's just going down"

If GUSH and the like are up like 5% premarket tomorrow, is there any point in buying in? It feels like if I bought oil now it'll just gap down hard one night and fuck me

>>23053276
So...sell my FNGU for meager gains at close? I'm so fucking tired of things tanking overnight when I can't do jack shit about it

I loaded up on DRIP and UVXY today, am I gonna finally make it? Next week is going to be shit, isn't it? No stimulus, House on recess, Trump sick, OPEC increasing supply - bad right?

Are all of you faggots holding SQQQ just gambling and crossing your fingers that you can get out before it inevitably whips back into its years-long downtrend or are you day traders with $25k+ in your account? I would love to trade inverses while the market continues to be garbage but every time I buy one it tanks overnight and destroys my gains

>>22090740
>a scam
Jesus fucking christ Tesla bears are so goddamn dumb. Talking shit about Tesla in 2020 is like talking shit about Ford in 1920, except Ford didn't even diversify beyond automobiles.

>lol Ford is a fucking scam, no one I know even drives a car

>>22088119
>>22088139
>>22088167
You guys are fucking stupid and actively make this place worse

So I should wait until the split to buy some TSLA, right?? Anyone have intuition on how far it will go after the split? Seems like it has enough meme magic to get right back to where it is now but I dunno