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ONE THING EVERYONE IS OVERLOOKING. Is there anyway I can invest in the extinction of bats in China? I feel that one of 2 things will happen. A: The Chinese will ban bats as food and thus all the chinks will eat up as much bat as they can because they believe anything rare or off limits is loaded with penis magic. B: The Chinese go on a bat genocide spree and backed by the government. This will extinct all the bats in China. They will use chemical sprays.

My thought is malaria vaccine companies? Mosquito repellent? Bat meat farms? What's the play here? Can I just buy a massive amount of chinese bats straight out and stock pile them inside my garage? Bat based buisiness ideas? Maybe let local counties lease my bats to control mosquitos and charge a premium for organic pest control? Guys chinese bats have never been cheaper. BUY BATS! Stock pile bats! BUY BATS ON THE DIP. Chinese bats are massively under valued.