/biz/ - Business & Finance

>want in the lulz
>set up RH account
>they block GME an hour before market opens
>try to sign up with another broker
>all websites are either down, not accepting registration, or will take 3-5 days to link to my bank so I can transfer funds
>have 3k in cash to yolo
>call boomer father
>"Dad can I give you $3k so you can buy some stock for me?"
>15 minute lecture over the phone about how he plays the stock market
>refuses to take my money
>"best I can do is give you the number of my local broker anon"
>meanwhile GME dip stops and it starts to go to moon
>broker won't return my call
>boomer father shows up at my house
>one hour lecture about how I should be playing the markets
>muh retirement muh dividends
>explain this GME situation to him about 4 or 5 times
>keeps telling me the kikes will just run with the money
>"maybe I'll talk to the broker tomorrow anon and we'll see about buying some"
I've just accepted I'll never be able to join in on this fun bros. Hope to be around for the next one. You fags told me to buy bitcoin at $200, you told me to buy GME at $20, I wish I would have listened instead of being a lazy faggot.

I hope all of you get rich. Remember me when you get to the moon. Sending all my love and power to you glorious faggots. Take everything they have.