/biz/ - Business & Finance

>shitcoins have "partnerships"
whats the stock market company equivalent press scam?

>a generic fintech scam offering a product that does something absolutely no one knows with a founder that cannot code, wears the same outfit, can't maintain a healthy BMI, incapable of basic grooming, dumps his own equity every other month, and staff consists of 99 percent six figure HR busy workers whose primary buyers are frogposting spergs on a malaysian basketweaving forum and elon musks peewee playhouse forum outperformed every stock market IPO startup new public company in the last 7-8 years

Imagine getting mogged by an unregistered security that does absolutely nothing held by frog posters. Couldn't be me. Shit must be worse then browsing the same malaysian board that posted about bitcoin since it was under a 100 dollars and missing out.

Current price action is BULLISH AS FUCK. Expect a straight green dildo as we rocket up to $10+ in the coming two days. What you are witnessing is the final shakeout orchestrated by Klaus Schaub himself to get you to sell all your link.

t. done the TA analysis and understand that we are in a bear trap.

/link/ board. keep seething if this drives you mad faggot OP

>>55634451
based
shills arent ready for this convo yet

>>55591314
Chainlink CCIP > Cosmos IBC
Prove me wrong.
>protip: you can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsSMjHld9Qs

>Nvidia ath
>Apple ath
>SPY close to ath

Link is down 94% and bitcoin is crabbing for weeks now. Call me a fudder but crypto is dead

It begins.

This month.

Just sold all my Link. No faith in this guy's integrity. He has been corrupted by greed and power.

I use a proprietary alogorithm that high tech stock companies have made me million dollar offers for. The needles were jumping for the first time in two years. Link is about to rocket launch to the double digits and never look back. The algorithm does not fail.

AHEM. I would like to announce that I have accepted a role with McDonalds as their Chief Technology Officer effective immediately.
In order to prevent a conflict of interest I will be selling all of my tokens on the open market and signing a NDA with the company. Thank you for your trust in me, the project and the team. It eats a lot to me. Uh, *AHEM* I meant it means a lot to me.

Dear Sergey,

I am writing to you today because I am deeply concerned about your alcoholism and the harm it is causing to your health, business, and LINK token.

As you may know, alcoholism can lead to a number of serious health issues, including liver cirrhosis. This is a progressive disease that can ultimately be fatal if not treated. The liver is a vital organ that performs many important functions in the body, and when it becomes damaged by alcohol abuse, it can no longer effectively carry out these functions.

But the damage caused by alcoholism goes far beyond just physical health. I have also witnessed the negative impact it has had on Chainlink Labs and $LINK. When you drink excessively, you become a different person - angry, agitated, and prone to outbursts of anger, dumping, and even violence.

I know that quitting alcohol is not going to be easy, but I believe it is possible with the right help and support. I am here for you and I want to do everything I can to help you overcome this addiction and get your life back on track. Please consider seeking professional treatment for your alcoholism.

Sincerely,
A concerned marine