/biz/ - Business & Finance

And lo, in the land of the stock market, there arose a great tumult. For the baggies had come, with their treasures of gold and silver, and had put their trust in the stocks of BBBY. But the hour of reckoning was at hand, and the winds of change did blow. And yea, the stock did fall, and the baggies did cry out in anguish. For they had placed their faith in a false idol, and had not heeded the signs of the times. And so it came to pass, that the bankruptcy of the baggies did loom nigh, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. For they had sown the wind, and now did reap the whirlwind. Let all who have ears, hear the warning, and take heed lest they too fall into the same trap. For the fate of the baggies is a warning to all who would put their trust in the things of this world, and not in the one who is above all, and in whom all things are possible.