/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOXL IS PAMPING SO HARD IM GONNA COOOOOOM.

Lowered my avg price in half buying a shit ton a month ago, GOTDAMN IM COMFY

>DOPAMINE? CHEXK

>>18515689
I had a little fling with a wealthy 42 y.o. college music professor 20 years my senior, probably the most chad thing I’ll ever accomplish.

I met her on Hinge, the key is a renegade confidence that totally disregards the age gap. I opened with joking about how her profile age must’ve been a typo because she looked so young blah blah (total lie but post wall roasties will do anything to feel young again) and it was pretty easy from there.

I’d go to her swanky townhouse where she cooked me nice meals, let me drink her wine, then sucked the soul out of me, 10/10 would recommend cougar hunting.

Oh God.... we’ve hit the bottom... oooohhhhh so many delicious cheapies....I think I’m gonna AGH I’M GONNA URGH- I’M GONNA ACOOOMULATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH I’M ACOOOOOMULATING AAAGGGH

>>17186419
>If AAPL unveils a new product with AMD hardware, it’ll be at the June WWCD.

Time to accumulate hard for the AMD moon mission that will commence in the summer!

Why don’t you have MSFT in your portfolio, anon?