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how do I become wagie? I fell for the NEET meme and now I am bored AF and have no money do anything fun and nobody to socialize with.

to make things worse, i have 3 years gap in my resume.

the only exception is that I would not work physical labor job. I worked 2 years before at warehouse and it made me NEET myself

actually nothing to do with amazon it's WAREHOUSE jobs i've been warning people about them. NEVER WORK in a WAREHOUSE JOB.

warehouse job FUCK you up so bad it will fuck ur back, and give u twisted fucking spine, the stress + helment will give u hairless no mater ur genes.

ESPECIALLY picker, NEVER BE picker, u will be haunched back within 1.5 year. the job is subtle in the way it fucks u up, it doesn't look hard on u as it actually is and it will RUIN U
the black dust there is extreamly toxic to your lungs and skin and will age u very fast. I have seen 25 years old warehouse workers that look 40, one guy had full grey hair at 28

NEVER WORK in warehouse job, i have tried all shitty jobs

go call center and then slowly move to sales, it's the best dead end job u can actually grow form that postion

Currently at the worst job in existence ( warehouse picker ) which I am convinced is worse than slavery with whips n shit.
> all pickers are overworked working 9 hours a day for $10 hour
> intense psychological pressure was crafted by the managers to make all the pickers speed up all the time and feel rushed constantly
> humiliating security conference to protect them from us sueing them /being liable
> get home very late and exhusted, only feel like showering and sleeping or the next day will feel like shit. all muscles aching, including bones
> workers with 1.5+ years there have crooked backs with scoliosis and nasty conditions including haunched backs and shit
OK. I need a ticket out and speed is the most important. Speed > assurance > pay
I have to get out for mental and physical health or I will be ruined

What should I do? I know some programming languages like python/JS and coded some shit but I don't have high school diploma

should I go for IT or Web code monkey? or analyst ???

please help what to do? which white collar job is the most likely to take me in ASAP

anyone got MEGA with investopedia courses?
help a fellow wagie

lmao nigga fell for the "make it as men" meme
bitch everybody out there be scamming everybody elses selling them dropshipping course or some shit. Why would you wanna get through that when your parents already did it for you? That';s the whole point of generational wealth. Just study 2 hours a day economics and learn about inflation so you don't lose what they got you

if u don't believe me, go work 1 week in warehouse lets see you then. I bet it will take 1 day to convince you

is warehouse worse or call center?