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I did it /smg/
I offered myself on the internet as a hardcore BDSM gay sex sclave. I am also going to suck off the elderly and charge a lot of CASH for my service.

I will invest everything I earn into stocks

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>>24641695
>>24641662

I want to do the same, but I want to smoke a joint before I ride the train in tokyo. Is this possible?
I am going to smuggle my weed in my pooper

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>green day, portfolio booming
>feel euphoric, happy, upbeat

>red day, every stock down, losses
>feel like shit, bad mood, depressed

how do i stop this

i got in a big chunk of my net worth

how do i detach

i don't daytrade i just watch the stonks all the time

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>>23732322
>>23732340
this exposes the whole time in the market beats timing the market meme

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BABA makes my pepe hard and MSFT too am i gay now?

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>>23708595
wait, I have some vbucks left that I didnt spend on fortnite skins. How do I get disney+ now?
Is this real?
dont make fun of my fornite skins pls

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is it a good time to buys MSFT boys?

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>>23549243
I bet they have STD's

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>>23520901
is it safe to keep holding my semiconductors during november?

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so what tech plays are still a play?

FSLY overvalued as fuck
CRM overvalued as fuck
NOW overvalued as fuck
NET idk, probably also

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Would dumping my cash into every ARK etf evenly be a bad move?

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GME is past the breakeven point of my spread, but it's still saying it's down on total value according to robinhood. Why is this? Am I retarded? I could exercise my long leg and buy to close the short leg and make money right now if I wanted to. Why does it say I'm total in the red?

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