/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>49513478
got out early

>>27532298

>+6 million unemployed.
>Real economy melting down in front of our eyes like never before.
>More and more people dying.
>Small businesses getting wiped out.
>Futures green.

It's safe to say that the market has completely decoupled from anything related to this plane of existence.

>>10231936
>>10232057
These. Here is the Lopez process
>Prep
1. Make a bit of cash running a number of scammy dating websites (basically sugar daddy sites filled with bots, like MeetingMillionaires.com)

2. Use that money to rent Lamborghini and a lavish mansion somewhere in LA. Install a large bookshelf in the garage and fill it random books from secondhand stores.

3. Work with a ghostwriter to develop a self help course (books, videos) that's filled with with generic platitudes but looks credible and comes with enough content that people wont call it am outright scam. Also, get an eCommerce website set up for your course and products.

4. Grab a bunch of affiliate links for other business products (books, courses) that you don't own but can earn a kickback directing people to to buy (so if it sells for $25, you get $5)

5. Record your first video (OP's pic) where you claim to be a wealthy person who's sharing the secrets of how to make money. Include links to your own course (which costs like $50 a month) plus those affiliate links throughout the video and in the description.
>Execution
6. Use your Google Adwords account and your remaining funds to buy a shitload of video ads targeting people who are already browsing get-rich-quick type content (MLMs, real estate flipping, forex, crypto etc)

7. When the cash starts coming in (from the YouTube revenue, the affiliate links and your own course) actually buy all of the shit you pretended to have in the first video (because you're actually rich now and not just LARPing). Additionally, start investing in as much social currency as you can by paying celebrities/prominent businessmen to hang out with you.

8 .At a certain point, you'll become famous enough were you won't need to pay for celebrities to hang out with you or for YouTube to promote your videos. Now, all you need to do is keep churning out content so you can keep getting paid by your rube fanbase.

And that's all there is to it. Now you're rich and famous.

fuck this pajeet tier shit of one link at a time
we going in hard boys, these are all the airdrops from January compiled into one list
https://pastebin.com/kQCEX8QG

Lads, long story short, my friend is a singer and her manager who also manages a major band you’ve definitely heard of (at least if you’re British) just bought 250k of Link this weekend.

Shit man, the fact that he’s willing to drop that kind of cash on it makes me want to stinky linky.

How much link do I need to buy to make it lads, I’m fucking horny as fuck for a cosmic journey

>>5108822
>bought 8k last night during the dip after railing a xanax and listening to 2chainz

Feels pretty gangster desu

Don't worry about the pop! We've already got our positions in! We're set! STRONG HANDS BOYS It's about HOLDING but this time it's about HOLDING your SHORTS

Have 3k worth of REQ
Have 3k worth of WANCHAIN

50/50 in these

Feeling comfy

>>3926607
1) buy green candles, the bigger the better
2) sell red candles, sell more if the candle gets bigger

>>3730995
He is not, but whatever nothing in this for me and he already said of course you will think he is a scammer. Just join the slack if interested. I am bullish on wanchain so think its worth it. Its very likely to be the next chainlink/kyber.

But anyway, Joe whitelist. This is "Young" on Slack, you probably remember our deal not long ago. Thank you for the whitelist account.

Best of luck in your ventures.

Im rocking that basicbitch blockfolio

>>3590454

>>2934200
Sold All BCH at 1.9 I'm from future

>execute short 100x margin all-in

I can dig it.

>>2826302
>tfw shorted at the ATH while I was drunk

>>2709338
>Virtually no info on the team, after some digging though I found a few awful, scammy looking pajeet Linkedin profiles
>Website looks like dog shit
>No social presence
>No product
>Whitepaper reads like a 10th-grade book report
>No source code
>Bitcoin talk thread has 10 posts
>All of the "In the news" articles listed on the website aren't even about the company

Under normal circumstances, this "company" would be worth nothing but a hearty kek to investors. However, in crypto ico land, I expect it to raise somewhere in the ballpark of $700 million in 36 hours.

>>2600278
The trick is to throw all of your money into crypto and live paycheck to paycheck, that way you won't have any money to blow on anything else. Also being a shut-in who comes straight home after work and doesn't go out on weekends helps.

OFFICIAL /BIZ/ GUIDE TO AVOIDING SHILLS, P&Ds AND COMPLETE SHITCOINS:

1. Never purchase a coin which is exclusively available on Yobit
2. Never create an account on Yobit
3. Hide all Yobit coin threads
4. Sage all Yobit coin posters
5. Ignore all Yobit coin posts
>B-b-but you don't understand there is this one coin that's really good and I heard it's gonna moo-
No. Fuck off. They're all trash.

Attention:

DO NOT EVER USE YOBIT. USE AN ALTERNATIVE. IF A COIN IS ONLY LISTED ON YOBIT, IT IS EITHER A SCAM OR COMPLETE DOG SHIT

That is all

>>1775939
How do you audit the night?

"get paid pupper"

How old are you, what education or qualifcations do you have, and how much do you make?

Anyone here actually rich or is /biz/ full of NEETs?